Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Bug fix

If you are looking for a help on software bug fix in here, you can re-read it till you find a bug in this post. Essentially there are two types of bugs present in the system.

1. Software bug - The bug that you create yourself in your code, which you can only find it after head banging on to the monitor. This is present in the computer system. This can be eliminated by anyone who has worked extensively and the technical term given to the one who bugs, bugs out of the system is called debugger. Delete bugs and add bugs is the motto for software developers. More bugs = more money. Go figure.

2. Hardware bugs - No, not present in the ARM boards or your processors. These are present in the hardware system called your body, or to be precise - in your mind. No special mantra to fix these ones. It's all in your mind motto should solve the bug fix to an extent. This bug can lie dormant when you are asleep and things are going well but would suddenly rise like a phoenix from the Ashes, the moment things go haywire. Loss inflicted: Can range from robbing mental peace to psychiatric disorder. And a lot more which you already know and are scared to read if I write in here.

Heavy inflow of negative news like recession, job cuts, losses or dangerous thoughts about marriage, will increase the area covered by the bug in your system. So the option is to shun these news and make your mind impervious to the happenings around you. If you could do that on a regular basis, you are on course to become a Sadhu. Not that I would like you to convert to a Sadhu, wearing orange robes with long locks, but try to keep away those irritating things getting into your mind as much as possible.

"Try to stay away from being bugged by things that are not to your liking".


There is one bug in my room and one bug in my system. Either I have to fix the bug or I have to stay calm by ignoring it. For the latter type of fix, I am practicing yoga sitting cross legged, by suspending myself from the ceiling with transparent ropes. We deal in hardware bugs here. Visitors are encouraged only in the nights to catch a glimpse of the world class feat.

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