Work wise it is little ok. Getting a sinking feeling here. Heck when did I ever talk about work in this stupid space. Taking some time off today to complete on a draft which was written a week back. And the draft was the first para of this post. I rarely compose drafts. Either I go full on and finish it off in one shot - the post - or drag it like I had been doing for a month now.
Every time I come across a new incident or an amusing thought I quickly think of my beloved blog and want to tweet on it. A tweet is small message that you can shit on Twitter. You should be ashamed if you don't have an account in Twitter or Facebook by now. If you don't then come join me in having a stubborn nature to register on the plethora of networking sites that are cropping up everyday.
Once famed Orkut is now being used by 10th class kids at a rapid pace and it has lost its charm. When I first joined it in 2006, I felt it was one of its kind. Now you can see all sorts of videos and beautiful bitches advertising on it for a lie down. They are real and if you are on those guys despearte for it, then you should try this place, as they can give you phone numbers as well upon repeated requests. You have to do the authentication part using your wit though.
Talking about Orkut, you cannot get away without reading others testimonials. One sample testimonial for a
"Pooja is a very lively and bubbly girl. She has got beauty with brains which is one rare combination. She is very intelligent and hardworking and she was always there for me whenever I needed her. She is very kind at heart and is the best girl that I've ever met (Ain't you kidding?). The time I spent was amazing and just did not realise how quickly the time flew by. She has got alround skills and excels in everything she does. Makes friends easily. Sensitive at heart but when she is aggressive guys stay away from her.
Actually this space is not enough to describe her in words(then why are you doing it?). I am very very lucky to have a friend like her(Din't you think of doing something else had she given you a chance?). She is chooo chweet in the way she talks, walks and jokes and guys should be doing pooja to get this lovely Pooja in their life(thanks but no thanks, no donut for you). Love ya dear".
What sort of pathetic testimonial is that? Guys who wrote like this should be out of their brains . Hidden lines:
"Had you agreed, I would have loved you and I could have made you my wife. Even if you din't feel like sharing your life with me, you could have atleast allowed me to do the tiffins and made me happy. I know you don't care now, but I am still sticking my tongue out like a dog hoping that you would shower your mercy on me. I know now that you are enjoying with an other man now by pretending close to me in my college days and I am jealous of it. I am now regretting now as to how I left a pretty woman go alone doing nothing. Give me one chance and I shall make those good old days count to get a feeling that I've achieved something in life."
Got sick of reading those testimonials on girls profiles. They feel so proud of the received testimonials and they will never realize that is bull crap. And what do girls write in the "About Me " section in their profile? "I am simple and straight forward girl. Rest you can know from my testimonials. Strangers, stay away. I will not add you".
Yeah, I am relieved now.
Things that has to move are moving, but slowly. It is difficult to find people matching your speed. The wavelength should match. Considering the speed to be constant, wavelength and frequency are always inversely proportional. Hence you can never obtain a correct match provided if you fix one of the other parameters. If you are able to make only parameter vary then you are able to control your partner and you can possibly be male-dominant in the relationship. If you allow both the parameters to vary, then as Jack warned, "The man is always the slave of his woman's moods. Every man on earth has endured it; so shall you!".
Feeling relaxed that I scribbled something here. Hopefully this should put me back into the nick of things. Till then, keep doing what you are doing and stop sulking in your miserable life.
Unforced Errors:
1. The short dark man and the IPL former commissioner Lalit Modi has weathered the storm. Looks like all Tv channels have taken an oath to not publish any more of the IPL news.
2. The root cause of all this helluva is ......... one woman, who is a friend of External Affairs minister. Proves again that woman are responsible for creation and destruction.
3. The conclusion is, you have your stellar years for only few years.
4. Rafa has finally won back to back Master's titles after almost an year.
5. T20 World Cup is going on in West Indies and the same IPL commentators who were gushing their voices out, suddenly appear dumb while doing the world cup commentary.
6. Former English cricket players still cannot get to grips with T20 format.
7. If you are smart enough to have an extra-marital affair, just assume that your spouse is also having one.
8. Every time I think of buying a Nikon DSLR camera, I check the price and back off.
9. Summers are generally hot ?
10. A search result which made me chuckle was, "Tomcat Hello World for complete fools".
