Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Single Tea

The previous decade was not over in a flash but it took 10 years. Imagine you being in your chaddi days at the beginning of the decade and imagine now. Some change over the course of 10 years and some change over a span of 1 year staying abroad and some others will never change even if they roam the entire world.

I haven't taken any new year resolutions and I guess you haven't made the biggest idiotic mistake you could ever make at the start of a new year. Think where you yourself would like to see 10 years down the lane from now. The last time some one asked me where would you see yourself five down the lane, five years back, I've answered, I like to be in a good position in a good company, well settled, get married, possibly have a kid and thank god I ended blabbering there.

Here I am now after five freaking years that sped just like that with the current status-______-symbolically expressed in a picture.

The Single tea
If one likes to see what's making news, it is the Google Nexus phone, where web meets the phone bullshit with underlying Android platform. Cheap phone compared to orange's iphone with enhanced voice recognition features. Too early too call if it is the new in phone in the market, but it definitely should eat Apple's super hit phone's revenues by a good chunk. The adwords on which G followed by 100 zeros company generates 70% of its revenues, is making way into the mobile segment as well. This time that fruit company is not lagging behind and does not want to see this hi tech tech-geek company to be the adword leader in mobile segment as well. That is why they had acquired some mobile adword company and the war rages on.

Amidst all these, newly married Jack on mail, said,

"Girls are strong, though! If they love someone, they are gonna do it with all heart and if they hate someone, they do with all might. And if they decide to forget someone, it's a snap with a little finger".

Many of my friends had been at the receving end of the stick from girls including yours truly. So innocent Rock had his own point concurring to Jack saying,

"Men can neither dump girls nor can accept getting dumped that easily".
The debate goes on and the weaker gender (the ladies who cry even when they see a mosquito) should be boiling underneath to hang on to this male chavunistic site experiencing repeated abusing and emotional torturing.

I hope this decade will not be like what you had in the previous decade. I am not stupid enough to wish this decade should be bright, colourful, troublefree, three times a week shots or you should hit gold in every stock option you invest. I only wish it should make you a better person and me the best.

Unforced Errors:

1. Thought of elaborating on single tea but I defer the hammering.
2. Some guy used a deodorant so heavily and it was so pungent that I could smell that even with a sneezy nose.
3. The once attitude boy Virat Kohli accepted that he had toned down his behaviour which is why he is in rich vein of form in the ongoing triangular tournament.
4. Every time I take a picture, I quickly think of putting it in my blog, but I don't.
5. Fog here was so bad that the visibility was reduced to less than 100 metres at 8am couple of days back.
6. Casanova guy was happy last time that I haven't directed any UE's to him.
7. It gives one a sense of momentary achievement whenever they see their writing posted on their own stupid site.

For one story that is brewing in here which is caught in the mire of technology and tradition, one probable conclusion could be somebody's gonna get hurt real bad.