Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Untimely posts

Other than writing untimely articles at Tennisplanet, as if posting here on this stupid blog is not enough, I am scratching my head to type what I should type, to get a meaty content out of a non-meaty brain. The losses in the stock market has become more consistent than the gains, which is the actual way that many get their pockets burnt. Don't laugh. I am much better than you cheap freaks who are forever scared to enter into the market after listening to stories of mighty loss makers. When the heck do you folks learn to take risks? You would never learn as long as you are confined to the idiot box and the fours walls of your bedroom hooked to the computer. I'll reveal a secret to you tech junkies and computer glued idiots. You will be slogging and logging onto the net for the rest of your life from here and ever wondered what the end result would be? That's the secret which is being unleashed now. You forget your most important bank passwords and ATM pin numbers. Or worse, you will forget your computer's login password. You don't remember anything by scratching your head. Go and freaking reset the BIOS pin of your PC's processor and yours.

The reason for spitting venom on you folks is all due to my idiosyncrasy. I experienced the secret I revealed to you already in my life. So atleast you freaks get cautious. You cannot do anything by being cautious either. Just get on with the flow but have an idea where you are heading to.

I bought a black Nike headtie yesterday thinking that accessories would actually improve my game. I used it today which was day one. Result none. Headtie means a bandana with a lesser width on the forehead. I've got to explain everything to you. Accessories will try and make a statement other than the cheap discounted clothes that you often wear. That's why they are needed. A part of my writing oflate has been influenced by that freaking tennisplanet website. So bear with it you freaks. Ball boy at my tennis court said, I'm looking like Roger Federer. I said, I can only emulate him as much in accessories but not in the overall game. For women, it will add a bling on your body. I would love to post pictures of every freaking thing I've been buying for the past 4 months just to show off in front of you freaks, if only I had a camera mobile. I recently heard Apple is launching it's Iphone for US$ 200 worldwide. Don't know what the price would be when it comes to India. So I am waiting for the big thing to come crashing down. After that I wait for the next big thing in mobile phones only to have a look and say, "Ok I will be back again". Okay, I've found a image of the headtie on the web to explain you with picture. And don't say, oh this, I knew it before.



By the way, tennis racquets are meant to hit tennis balls only. Just because you find golf ball or any other ball on the court, just don't try to whack the heck out of it, even if your racket is named Wilson Hyper Hammer 5.3 gutted with 55 lbs. You will not understand unless you break your racquet string. You freaks will not learn anything from your own lessons, why don't you atleast try and learn when someone is barking a lesson for FREE?

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