Last blog of the decade

Scribbling something in time before we leave for home early to make this as my last post of this decade. To repeat the same feat by the end of the next decade, one should be alive, kicking and importantly should have the zeal like I do have now to blabber relentlessly eating your brain with tea spoons on every little occasion.

This god damn running nose is trying to spoil my new year imaginary plans and never it had been this way in the past oh - so how many years. Eyes have gone red and they have swollen a bit due to strain or perhaps due to no drain of cold fluids from the system yet.


Probable reason for my eccentric barking is to let out the steam that has been building inside and also waiting for the clock to tick over 4pm. So I can put my wallet in the pocket and run from here as I did when I was in my engineering days to catch the first bus after the end of the day. Folks would like to gather spend time with their mates but if you are one freaking solo fighter all you have got is zero social network and -1 moral science theory.

As I promised in my last blog, Avatar 2D was not great. Had the movie been made with humans it would had been a dud with the same story line. A 3D version of it would enable you to appreciate the magnanimity involved in the making of it. Visual effects could be exemplary. But with a 2D, if you are physically strained on that particular movie watching day, before you understand what the movie is all about the first would be over and you would, like me, sleep at the climax in the second half.

Day before New Year should be exciting. Back in those days, the single tea's used to spend time at home watching all the Tv programs till 12 mid night and cut a cake probably and go to bed immediately. If your Dad is a Govt employee in a decent rank, you would receive tasteless apples which you would hate to eat. Now you are thinking twice to buy the same apples at exorbitant rates. If you get something for free, chances are you would go easy on that. There is a thrill in saying things which you freaks already know.

As you grow older, you end up asking people, "What are your plans tonight?", to which no particular freak has a definite answer. That is because as time grows by you become matured, your instincts die, you become professional, you lose friends, you cannot spend money and most importantly you don't have the excitement on a 31st night.


It is a great feeling taking into account the entire world in your favour by unleashing one's unscrupulous thoughts spoiling their mood just in time so you can go out and celebrate unashamedly.

Happy New Year !

Xmas weekend in Mumbai

So that's how you get used to things. You wait for something or someone for a period of time and you don't get to see the result in your favour, you are bound to get rid of it from your system slowly. In this case my posts, in some other cases your poignant memories. Haven't one heard of, "Time heals everything"?.

Mumbai Marine drive

The Christmas weekend was in Mumbai. My first outing in the commercial capital after 8 years. The only difference between the previous two times was during my first visit with my parents I was in my diapers still and in this visit I am all out with my friends. That is precisely why I had a chance to relax on the Marine drive till 2 am.

Not your head, but sky taken from the drive

Mumbai is quite relaxed and one can leisurely walk on the streets even in the midnight. In Delhi, you have to be in your house by 6pm in the evening especially in the winters. Ok, make it 10 pm. Travelling is hectic in Mumbai because of excessive vehicles on the streets. The architecture which is more of old fashioned type gives a feeling of the British rule in India. Guys who are already there working in the city can probably find it boring. You like something because you don't have it. And once you have it you do not realise the value of it.

Leopold cafe

Sitting in Leopold cafe, which was one of the prime targets for Mumbai attacks last year made me feel uncomfortable. I was looking around the cafe to identify any bullet driven holes, but the cafe was so crowded that you should be lucky to get a seat. Do not know why it is such a hang out place for foreigners out there, but it surely must have got some history attached to it. Felt good to sit in that place but also felt uneasy looking at both entrances into the cafe imagining the terrorists loaded with guns on that fatal day. You are in a helpless situation when nut heads barge into the cafe' with automatic weapons that have a capacity to fire hundreds of rounds in just a minute.

We headed to that cafe because we were told, "Staa..aaags are not allowed" by the usherer at Red Light disco at 11 pm on Saturday night. Thinking that was not the first time I received egg on my face, I dropped my plans for listening to music on that night immediately. My friend tried to use his influence by calling other friend, who claimed that he went upstairs an hour before in his 3/4ths but to no avail.

View from Pizzera at Marine drive

Before heading to Colaba, we saw 3 Idiots - the movie was rated as the best movie of the decade by Economic Times. The movie is once watchable and the climax scene was over dramatic and hence I say the movie has lost its charm for what is originally meant for. The title did not suit aptly either for the lead characters haven't done anything remotely stupid to justify the title. All three folks in the movie are career oriented, unlike me.

Mumbai Skyline

Just before we set off for the movie, my mate gave his engagement party to us. That was a good sumptuous vegetarain meal for just Rs.300 at Barbecue Nation in Thane. It is unlimited. You also get to eat pig like chance on the deserts as well.

Unforced Errors:

1. Babes near the disco are just as good as you get to see desi babes in US of A. The notion in public is young folk in India are more style oriented than their desi counter parts in the States.
2. Travelling in winter and with very little sleep will lead to a running nose.
3. Google has started its new year count down which I only saw today and someone reduce the font and colour size for crying out loud.
4. Somehow I became a critic of movies and it takes a lot to impress me in movies. Forthcoming blabber on Avatar.
5. I was wearing vest, t-shirt, long sleeve t-shirt and jerkin when I started from here and I could just roam in a t-shirt in Mumbai in the midnight.
6. My desperation for chicks is coming down. That does not mean I am going to the other end of the gender.
7. I have a feeling that you get connected to whatever I dish because you folks are not stupid enough to fall for cheap freaks who talk all the time extra sweet. Ladies would fall ofcourse.
8. I am showing off my Mumbai trip details here coz I had been to a big city.

All izzz well.

Back in December

Rock finally has the mood to BS here after a month and a half on a chilly Friday in December. It also took a thrashing from a certain someone and the FBI like watchdog spies spying on me for no blogging, for no fault of mine. I have so many comments to this blog that I can thank each and everyone personally through my posts. Lying Lieing on the feet of one unknown fan who refreshed the page so many times for a new post, is one motivation who kicked the back so hard that the lazy dust fizzled out just in time in winter.

khiaaaa.....

I've just adjusted my janyu which is dropping from my shoulders for a long ass post and you know that you have to make your tea pot ready on the stove. Couple of Britannia Mariegold biscuits alongside should be ideal.

So the intriguing question on 'something'. What made Rock so busy ? Was he engaged? Did he find a guy girl? Was he busy with work (never eh..?)? Was his family ok? Was he sick? Was he not blogging from the office now (yeah)? The answer: My brother got married in the month of November.

Unless I explain everything to you, you would not spare me. Neither would I when I have doubts on a girl. I also have a knack of making the girls with whom I talk - cry, again, for no fault of mine. November was not so quite hectic but things went freaking fast with my brother's marriage. They say, no pain no gain. Ok, not a correct quotation in this situation.

After the SD, to see what else is making news other than Google's Twitter database acquisition, Bing's attempt to match Google Live search result technology, Apple's Orange and Yahoo's boo-hoo, it is the Tiger that has emerged finally out of the Woods.

12 freaking blonde ladies and a continuously growing list. Man, the guy is a real play boy with a clean image. A casual look on his webiste leaves no trace of his kinky activities and the website is as clean as a slate. Now atleast ladies know that all good things have to come to an end and they will latch on to that 'men are country pigs' statement even more. They will never understand a guy like me. They will run after wealth and little do they know that it would be hitting them below the belt in the future. Now don't even think of your partner's infidelity for your own good. You can never sleep from today.


Who is next the Gentleman in line who can probably open his fling box? Yuvraj Singh, Kaka, forget Christian Ronaldo, some unknown Tendulkar or a Roger freaking Federer?

A task given to me and that has to be finished by the end of this month? I can freaking finish it today if I know what and how it should be done. Searching everything on the forums and browsing the bits and pieces of information available on the net is like taking a water skate board and drowning yourself down the kitchen sink pipe.

Unforced Errors:

1. One fother mucker is trying to divide AP into two regions and now it has resulted into utter chaos in the state as well as in the country.
2. 'Restraint' says one mate of mine when one comes close to 'graduation' with girls.
3. Sehwag is in sublime form with Sri Lanka series that Dhoni's luck under his 'you know what' is rotating like a ceiling fan with a noise girrrr.....
4. It took five days to get to back to this post and complete which was started on Friday.
5. Tiger is called the King of Woods for nothing.
6. Another mate says, understand the girl before you plan to launch an all out attack on the first night. Kid Rock concludes that most first nights are unsuccessful as opposed to what is shown in the movies.

Because the writer is a kid and haven't graduated like other freaks, he believes that 'something' in delay = probably dating.

Unforced Errors

Because you stupid freaks are waiting for those errors more than the post itself, I'm straight away going for it rather than a tid bits sort at the end. As always there will always be one take on girls / ladies / bitches which you would like to know. Being a male blogger this is the advantage.



Unforced Errors:

1. If a lady reads the above lines, she will quickly come to a conclusion that I am a male chavunist.
2. You cannot enlighten a girl as you would normally enlighten a man. You should know the art of pampering. Drown yourself down the kitchen sink if you don't know the art.
3. Windows 7 was launched and the future of Redmond based empire is built on this latest release.
4. Cheerleaders looked hawwwtt in the stadium. Had there been no grills between them and the spectators, they would have been torn to rags by male pervert dogs.
5. A lion can do the same thing 15 freaking times in an hour to what you do once a day.
6. The Casanova guy is having a ball of a time with the next door aunty.
7. Changing the office building will not matter to few guys because their seats will always be allotted right in front of the main door.
8. Ceasefire days are still going on.
9. The other KP or the find of ACL is Kieron Pollard.
10. If you are still in your diapers, a lady talks on an average 21 freaking thousand words in a day to a man's 7 only thousand.
11. I've heard recession has come to an end or atleast the number of job losses have come down.
12. Air India has been under losses to a magnitude of few thousand crores of rupees and the company still does not decrease the air fare to rope in normal folks.
13. There are no muhurts for Hindu marriages till the end of April next year. So my best mate is getting married by the end of November.
14. Seeeriously is one word which ladies try to use often to which they indirectly mean they are not one bit serious.
15. You cannot find a Google news Science and Technology section without Apple's news. Google news is generous enough to throw few postive links on Microsoft's recently launched OS.
16. The word Google, Apple and Windows should have already made it into the Oxford dictionary.
17. Staring at the monitor or not moving from your chair does not mean you are a sincere and efficient worker. Companies know that but still they cannot get rid of that myth for some weird reason.
18. When ladies don't know how to work, they know what will work. Watch out for ladies falling over you to get the job done even though they know that you are gay.
19. Winter is picking up here and we are about to switch off the fans in the night.
20. Nobody knows what nutrients Serena used to develop a front that is as sizeable as her back.
21. The more you listen to my crap, the more you would be influenced by my words leaving your thoughts in your dressing room drawer.

My first Live Cricket match experience

My friends have just finished their lunch by cooking chicken and because I don't eat non-veg I ordered veg meals parcel from the mess. The delivery guy as usual comes late and it is now giving me a chance to bark on something which I've been procrastinating for a while. The fact that I've restrained blogging from the office is also a reason for such a gap between the posts, which you have not been longing for.


For the first time I had seen an International Cricket match in a stadium. One cannot really call a Champions League T20 match an International game, but it involves international and domestic players and hence it is a safe bet to call to call it, tock tock " " International. First match was between NSW vs Sussex Sharks and the other one was between Delhi Daredevils vs Wayamba Eleven at Feroz Shah Kotla stadium.

The first match was to begin at 4pm and we arrived as early as 1:30 pm at the grounds. Website says, one can get into the grounds at 2pm but when we reached there we got to know that we would be let into the stadium at 3:30 pm. @#$^&*@ of that sort came out and we went around the ground. We headed to Gate No.2 and luckily that was the moment when NSW team bus arrived at the stadium. We caught a glimpse of Brett Lee as he was sitting right at the front and was conspicuous for the people standing outside.


We saw few more players in through the window but not able to recognise coz they are domestic players. I met an English fan standing to collect his ticket at the online redemption counter. He was standing behind us and I told him he I could see Brett Lee. He quickly acknowledged that and pointed that Lee has a huge fan following in India, which I got to know when I went into the stadium. It was good to see him admiring Australian players even though he was English.


The online ticket counter from where they were issuing tickets was little bigger than a horse's hole and the service was ridiculously slow. People who came right to the stadium bought the tickets at the other counter and proceeded than the miserable ones who bought tickets online. If incase one wants to call the helpline number that was present at the website to obtain any information, the response would be "Please check the number you have dialled". I was lamenting that we should have taken our digital camera and I asked the guy next to me standing in the line, if it is allowed to take cameras inside. He confidently said 'yes' and he pointed me to the board that showed the list of allowed things to the stadium.


My joy had no bounds when the security guard told him that camera was not allowed inside. Don't know what he did and he also wore a hat to start with to protect himself from the sun. So we entered the stadium and we three room mates were excited for, it was the first time we were seeing a match and it is in New Delhi.


We quickly observed that watching a match Live in the ground is not even half as exciting as watching it on TV. But a T20 match will be interesting at the grounds because of the volume of boundaries that you get to see than a One-day or a Test match. Looking at the crazy screams by the fans, to which I am no exception, one can see why T20 will be gaining in popularity and attracting people all over the world. It is sheer entertainment and add to that , the DJ belting hit numbers till the bowler delivers the ball, which can sometimes be distracting for the batsmen, would also pump up the excitement.


People were really screaming for Brett Lee when he was bowling and even more so when he was standing at fine leg, which was closer to us . He really steams in when he bowls and with this ver second delivery he knocked of a batsman stumps. He leaped in the air and did his jig and the stadium erupted.


Crowds were screaming when Delhi came to bat and one can see the Indian cricket fanaticism when Sehwag was thumping the ball. Everyone was on the edge of their seats and Sehwag really does not hold back. Each delivery he faces is a totally new thing which he treats in his own way. We were lucky to witness a half-century by the Sachin look alike and Sehwag looked very relived after scoring a quick 50. I can imagine now what the fever would be like when Sachin Tendulkar takes guard and what it would be like when he thumps a ball straight drive down the ground of Brett Lee's pace. Thrilling and you would not stop raving about the little man.


We left the stadium after Delhi Daredevils innings and we made sure that Delhi would win with our golden legs present at the stadium for a do-or-die match for the locals. Once we reached home we turned the TV on for the second innings and normality was restored. We could immediately feel the difference.


Did I miss anything? The cheer leaders? They are gorgeous and as Arun Lal would put it they are 'Angels'. They really are cheering the crowd and they looked natural and were not pretending when they were doing their moves. Few girls will really test your hormone levels if you keep glaring at them incessantly. One need not be surprised if they find the excitement lesser without the cheer leaders. They really are a huge impact to this fast food format of the game.


Yesterday, I saw the same girls for the Bangalore vs Delhi match on the TV and I felt they are my friends coz I got connected to them. They can forget me but I cannot forget them.

I don't know why I am really nice to you when I do a third standard narration.

Eventful month

Not for me for my elder brother who got engaged on Monday (21/09). So finally September has done some good to one of the folks in my house. People are saying that, he has cleared the line for me. I say, when was I ever blocked. The last time I was blocked, I punched the iron bricks to smithereens with my metal knuckles so hard that I've started developing iron in my body with rock as my nickname.

Whenever I see some freak has landed directly on to this blog and has left without a comment, would drive me nuts. But that also forces me to come out of hibernation and leave my remains here. The fact that this blog is still alive is because of some nosey people existence in this world.


Next Monday and Friday being a holiday, everyone is planning for a trip home. With three days leave, they can have a whole 9 days starting from this Friday. Bumper offer. But I am staying here not going home because of my brother's marriage in November. Not that I don't get leave but just that travelling could become taxing. Even I planned for a near by trip on this Friday, but with cold still in me and my room mate dropping at the last moment, I am bound to cancel the tickets.

What a great opportunity to prepare for interviews during the long weekend and plan to move from here. Unless someone kicks from the backside or you feel that you are sitting on an iron grilled chair with no cushion on it, one will not shift a company leaving the comforts behind. Waiting for the big kick that should be arriving by the end of this year which may eventually rock the bottoms.

I am glad that this stupid month has gone so fast with a much needed event in our house that everyone was wishing for.

Now that I am not into politics and tennis you are left free this time without getting dumped with much of unwanted information no matter how much ever you want to read it.

Unforced Errors:

1. There will be one unforced error in this list on which you will be glued and would be longing for more information.
2. While women allege that men are pigs, men allege are sure that women are bitches. And life goes on.
3. I was watching "Little Manhattan" in my return flight from home and a person sitting in the back row was so fascinated with the little love story that he was forced to ask the name of the movie.
4. My mom is pretty happy that she is going to get a daughter in law who is so active.
5. Justine Henin has returned to tennis after retirement and I can never become her fan for her diminutive figure.
6. My best mate advised me not to show your desperation for girls even if you are desperate.
7. If you are moody with your wife after marriage chances are that she is going to have an affair with your next door neighbor.
8. Chances are more if she is a housewife. Get a freaking life if you do not understand what I am barking here.
9. Learning Java independently by browsing the online tutorials is never easy. What you learn in 10 days exploring yourself will be learnt in one day by sitting in a coaching class .
10. Blogger has added a check mark option while uploading images. Somebody has spanked Google or what with lawsuit?
11. Glad is one word which I've been using often. Glad is such a word that does not evoke any positive feelings like happy, enthusiasm, zeal etc. The word glad is sad.

Nine is fine - 09/09/09

This type of date 9/9/9 comes once in every thousand years. The next time this date would appear is on 9/9/3009. Because you and I anyhow will not live up to that date, I atleast am providing you to see the date visibly here. By that time I think the world will come to an end. 1000 years hence, price of one kilo onions of could become Rs 1 lac and people will be drinking oil because oil gets dearer than water.

It is actually the number nine that is forcing me to put up a post and provide some refreshment to you freaks. The sum of all digits of the year that I was born add up to 9. Test for your brains now to calculate the year if you haven't known already that I was born in 1989. So first thing when I receive a roll number or a telephone number is to quickly sum up the digits and see where it adds up to.


It gives one a slight confidence and a feeling that everything would be fine, if an important occasion or event falls on their lucky number. My engineering roll number was 36 and I screwed up the percentage.

For most of the freaks who believe in numerology number 9 is considered to the luckiest. Next is 7. Next is what ever miserable number that comes when you sum all the digits of your birth year. If the superstition takes control of your mind, then you even start summing up the serial numbers that you find on your mouse, monitor and the key board.

Sachin Tendulkar used to wear a jersey 99. Dhoni sports number 7. HW: Find other celebrities or sport stars who wears fancy jersey numbers.

Mind is like a monkey and that monkey is trying to rap on nine, even when it knows it sends shivers down the spine.

Nine is fine,
It is always mine,
Neva eva whine,
'coz nine is fine.

Ask for a dine,
Stand in a line,
Toast with a wine,
Wait for the decline.

Go to a shrine,
Pray the divine,
Do not ever resign,
For nine is fine.

Seven is heaven,
Fight like Bevan,
dash dash en,
Cannot say Amen.

Now that first standard rhymes had brain washed me and you, I am attempting to come with nine unforced errors.

1. There are ninety nine numbers before hundred unless you count zero and negative numbers.
2. Playing a nice guy role all the time in your life to ladies, should eventually lead into a rant.
3. Shifting our work place to the old building again is driving me nuts.
4. Compaq cup tri series cricket is going on in SL and no body is even bothered to take a peek.
5. Not always one has to live up to his promise because in few years you and I are not meeting down the line at street number ninety nine.

Sep-tum-ber - The useless month

Of all the months in the universe, the ninth month of an year is the useless in my opinion. A waiting Ninth month we know is very exciting for men and women to see the result of their overnight efforts.

I do not know who has created the names of months or where they came from. But the name September is the longest and boring of all the month names. Time to rant on September rather than on Federer for a change. Oh wait, how about including a month called Federer. September, October, November, December, Federer..... Naa... it did not suit.


Often the boring of months, a september, goes unnoticed in everyones lives unless your miserable birthday day falls in this month. My opinion sometimes is written in stone and meshed with grid iron. Imagine if you have your marriage day falling in this month and that is some torture.

1. You forget to remember the day and get spanked by your wife.
2. You don't have mood to celebrate it because it is in September.
3. At this time of the year, where do we go honey?

Months October to December run very fast like a cheetah chased by deer because of festivals starting from Dussera, Diwali, Ramzan, Christmas and culminating with the New Year's eve. So these are the most exciting ones in everyones life. Most of the times, I decide which is exciting for you.

August is my preferred month because some stupid calendar assigned a name Leo to that month. More than that, this August was an expensive month for me where I went on to buy a watch, mobile, a laptop, a jeans, a shoe and an underwear. Finally I could avoid the sneers and jeers of people who looked at my Nokia 1112 super phone by going for a Samsung star 3G mobile.

Watch - Tommy Hilfiger
Mobile - I already said it
Laptop - Dell Inspiron 1545
Jeans - Levis 511
Shoe - Nike
Underwear - Local made Jockey


Looking at the list myself, I am finding that I am so rich a guy. But what you do not know is I will be using all those mentioned things till they are faded, broken, stolen or torn ( the last item).


I do not want to grill you by explaining the details of couple of goods that I've bought. But because I know you've got nothing to do than read whatever I dish here, I am going to provide couple of lines of review on my Mobile and Laptop. Watch you have already seen it and even if I explain you the difference between a quartz or a hand keyed watch you would understand in such a way that you are going to visit the wikipedia page on watch.


Samsung Star 3G mobile ( S5603) is the latest entrant into the market. Samsung Star was a hit and Star 3G comes with a dual camera is launched to bank on the gains. It contains a 3.2 MP camera and has a flash which was absent in Samsung Star. Star 3G has a meagre inbuilt memory of 70 MB which the phone comes loaded with and it is expandable uptp 16 GB. It is a touch phone. Even though the touch is not as smooth as iPhone, it is still fine. The display is touch smaller compared to Star.

Drawbacks: Not really other than the music clarity when played from the media player. Sound quality is good with the headphones. Samsung though is not known for their audio effects in their products.

Overall a good touch phone for a price of Rs 11,500/-.


Dell Inspiron 1545 is light weight and stylish looking. I would have loved to have the touch pad to be more sensitive. Sound clarity is fine. A 4 GB RAM, 250 Gb hard disk, Intel Core 2 Duo Processor with a Windows Vista Premium edition has punched a hole in my pocket which would let Rs 39,600/- to go through.

Drawbacks: I am touch worried about the battery life of this laptop. Battery charge is being consumed as fast as you suck juice from a draw.

For you new born babies, the advantage for taking a Premium edition instead of the basic edition is, Dell would be providing a free Windows 7 OS once launched into the market.


My adventures with new products have ceased for this year and it can probably open next year. As I type, I hear someone singing a song in the canteen for someones birthday party. Glad he finished the song in few seconds and received his fair share of claps. Atleast the useless month has turned useful to him in exhibiting his talent. Hoping the same here also.

When was the last time you showed off like I did here? Probably when you got a Camlin compass box in your school days.

The flu which has no clue

Swine flu is one of the dangerous of flue's in the 21st century. The last flu which had killed millions of people around the world was Hong Kong flu in 1968.

I was joking about Swine flu in one of my previous posts and looking at the pace this flu is extending its roots to most of the countries in the world, it is no longer considered a flu with minimal damage. It is here to stay. That is the subject for today. Write an essay on Swine flu in no more than -500 words.


Everyday when I see the front page of TOI, a new death case is reported and that causes some more panic in the minds of the people. The flu is red hot in Pune and the heat is felt in almost every part of the country. Scientists are coming up with a vaccine in November and I hope that will put an end to this flu misery.

People are buying N95 masks which is really not necessary. Yeah, N95 reminds of a Nokia phone. A three layered mask which has a longevity of 8 hrs can be used i.e, if you are pissing in your pants. Rock people like me can go and inhale like a sniffer dog without any concern.

Team mates are afraid if they see anyone coughing or sneezing in the office. They deliberately are trying to stay away from that freak. Everyone has a suspicious mind now and their eyes are wide open even when they are drunk.

Ayruvedic doctors are saying, Tulasi leaves can cure Swine flu. While that can be true, Tulasi can also be used to cure headache, body pain, cold, fever, cough, insomnia and retardness. We don't believe in our medicines is a well known fact. What we also don't believe is, one of us can also get affected with this deadly flu. The symptoms are as usual - cold, cough, throat pain, nausea, vomiting sensation and the no-affinity towards the short satisfaction.


It can be prevented by staying indoors by covering yourself in burkhas and staying 6 feet away from the flu affected person. Wash your hands regularly. You should cover your mouth and nose while coughing and sneezing so the virus does not travel like wild fire. Our body also has natural immunity to fight this shit and that is good news. Many cases can get cured and you can do your daily chores as usual after getting discharged.

Asthma patients and new born kids like me has to take proper care because they have better chance of contracting this H1N1 virus. Nobody knows which nut head acquired this from a certain pig and he only knows what activity he had involved into, that has resulted in a pig delivering the coup-de grace to him and the rest of the world. Pigs can also take revenge.

That is why I always advice to stay from animals. Next is what? Dog flu? Every dog has its day. Don't underestimate those hard working ants either which you enjoyed killing them in your childhood.


Authorities have finally realised the impact of this virus and are beginning to fight hard in controlling this epidemic. Few people are happily staying indoors and reading this essay to stay themselves light.

Few others I am travelling home for this Independence weekend and next weekend as well. And in the process I would be really testing my sniffer dog immunity.

Unforced Errors:

1. The guy sitting in front of the ladies bathroom in any office will be having hell of a time. He probably can keep track of how many times a girl men also had visited if he wants to.
2. Elsewhere in Montreal, Rogers cup is on and I heard Rafa is back in his sleeveless gear.
3. Some are afraid to put a mask as a precaution because it raises doubts as to whether she was infected or is she too concerned.
4. A man who has 'the opposite of bats' can always take a dig on women without any remorse.
5. I've seen many women covering their head and face with scarf especially while going on bikes. Initially I thought it was to avoid the pollutants but later I realised it was done to protect their make-up.
6. Two things should be arriving this week and wait for the pictures which I would be posting in my next post.
7. Starting your career in a start up company is always a better bet than starting in a MNC where you are treated like any other person.
8. Oflate I've started realising the same things which I've already realised before in my chaddi engineering days.
9. The last thing those pigs need is we giving the flu back to them.

Yet another Birthday is gone

The guy in discussion has just completed finished his birthday and is not on a high. No logic, yes.

You want to hear that I got cake pasted on my face on the previous night and we reveled? The first part was correct. Less of the cake was consumed and more was smeared on the attended dignitaries (my three room mates) for that event. I do make some die-hard fans during my course of life's journey and they do give a limb if I ask them. I mean mine, not theirs.


But it is nice of the bloke to get some cake for the night. During my childhood I was deprived of cake cutting and it is four times in two back to back years now. So it ain't fun anymore. My mom was telling that the last time I cut a cake with my family was when I was a 1 year old gentleman. That gives some hint on how we celebrate things in our own little way without much of fan fare and fuss.

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One of my childhood astrologers said, I may get demented when I head to the donkey's age. I have to make sure that I do not give such an experience to my loyal visitors atleast in the blog i.e, if it hasn't been created already.


What are the resolutions as I change my diapers heading into a year which I think I will never travel again in my life? Eat well and sleep well. In addition to that, I am also planning to stay healthy by not abusing my dearest of lovely fans which I do sometimes when I am on a high.
Take care of my parents and visit temple regularly once in twelve months, that is on my next birthday again and stuff like that. For the next one, I will make sure that I will not take such complex resolutions.

Apart from birthday bash where one of my room mates disgustingly said, "Is this your birthday party?", I saw Love Aaj Kal. It is once watchable and less theatrical. "Main woh hoon, jo chah hoon" is the latest video that had attracted me in that movie. Life comes a complete circle in that video.

There is a t-shirt in Abercrombie and Fitch which one of my best friends said, it costs $60. Thanks mate for the verification. Please order that reindeer logo shirt if the ruthless visitors here do not buy it. They visit here and have a chuckle and gift nothing to this gifted writer.


How many times dint we buy stuff just for the logos / brands? I also like Audi logo and the car costs 60 lacs. Can I see anyone exclaiming here? No they don't coz it is out of reach of a common 9-6 working labour.

Rakhi is one festival which I never had any relation or attachment to. But when our maid's daughter tied it to all the miserable freaks who are living with us, I could understand for once the importance attached to this event and how deep the feelings would be between a real brother and a sister.

Now that you've known enough of my interests here and the relentless crap that I dish here, I wonder how long will you freaks be hanging here with an insane writer who does not know the difference between boasting and presenting the details. Probably till my next birthday? May be you will, if you and I are connected . I doubt.

July wrap up - whatelse

Nothing more stupid like posting a message on a Sunday afternoon where I came to have buttermilk outside and was dumbfounded to see the shop closed. I had Nimbooz instead.

I am starting to scribble something as and when I find an opportunity. Not that I am dumped with truck load of shit work, but it is just to keep my writing alive. It is quite beautiful to compose few words when you try to sneak something in that few minutes that are available to you. I don't have a specific interest to blog in the night. Interest matters, of course.


As movies are not there, so is tennis and cricket, I've decided to spend much of time sleeping. Why not use the time constructively is what every nut head suggests. But we all know that doing something constructive could lead to a potential self destruction.

I know, in school and college days you freaks slogged real hard to be in the position that you are right now. I also know that you are ashamed that you are lacking the hardworking nature and the discipline to finish the job on hand in time which you had those qualities in abundance then.

See the difference? You did long back.


Putting two and two on the key board after the initial zest to scribble something has evaporated, is hard ask. What else can one talk in their miserable lives with their colleagues other than the weather. I used to talk about tennis. I also earned a tag like 'oh that tennis guy' in the office, which had forced me to stop browsing tennis sites. That is eventually turning me stoic towards whatever tennis developments have been taking place in the world. Like, Federer's newly born twins. So what for me ?!

My parents shifted to a new house thinking a change of house might bring a change in our miserable lives. But nayyy....this new house has good ventilation though. Sun light, air, water are the three basic things that you have to look for in buying a new house or shifting to a new one. The one that we moved into has surplus amounts of those. And of course the Vaastu lacking which will turn you into a scapegoat for the Astrologer who is waiting to pounce on your misery.

Traces of that wine Swine flu is still present in India and you make sure that you don't kiss the ones who are inflicted with cold or fever, let alone pigs.

In about 170 hours from this moment the world will celebrate the __th birthday of it's favorite son come August the 4th, Monday. A great lad with two legs, two hands, two eyes, two ears, one that..nose I meant, will be re-born again to take charge of the world. That is why he has leonine as a part in his e-mail. That stupid egoistic Leo's also love boasting and hogging the lime light.

Information above is presented so that you make you proper arrangements so as your gifts are delivered on time to the right person. Wired transfers are also accepted. Meet me in person for the personal gifts :-p.


Every year as you enter your day, it is always preceded by the thoughts of you suppressing your current age before accepting the new one, which you never do until your next birthday arrives. I know I almost screwed the sentence, but that's how limited I am, but I am glad that you got the point.

Because of I am not following much of tennis since Wimbledon, there are no unforced errors this time. As if my UE's were all tennis related. You went bonkers anytime? You going bonkers over something has got nothing to do with others intervention. I just did today when power went off. Okay, I lied.

Back in July

That was the longest break that I had taken from writing on my stupid site. Part of it goes with my disappointment over the Wimbledon finals where the Swiss freak won again for the sixth time. My B/R profile answers few questions as to why I have taken a tennis break for an unknown duration. You wont anyhow comment here and that is why I have given you my B/R profile link so you read, comment and keep tab of my tennis expertise. Cheap advertising is what we all do.

This break is also killing my interest in writing. If you do things that you do regularly, there lies a chemical in brain which would process the thoughts faster than what it would do after a break. I am currently going through that phase now. Mind kickling boggling thing for you is I am saying tanks to that rare visitor who dropped in and was found lost like child in a topless bar after seeing no post.


On my front which you freaks are always interested to know what's happening in others lives, things have been very much the same since Sepoy Mutiny in 1857. As much as thoughts of not getting married are haunting, so much more are the thoughts of life after marriage.

Everything happens for a reason and we are mere dolls in the hands of the Almighty. My Grandmother used to say, He creates people on this earth only to kill his time and have fun. You and I do not know that secret and think that sho(r)t satisfaction is life.

Heard that recession is receding and are we going to see the economy getting better by early next year or what? That should ease the pressure on everyone's shoulders and release the thoughts of people holding tight to their chair in the office. Perhaps then, we could have more projects in running status than the stupid inhouse ones where there is no accountability.


Seminars given by expert lecturers will not always be effective. He can be talking a cutting edge research topic and if you have a chance to get seated at one of the last rows, nothing like it. Neither you have to nod your head like the ones who sit in the front do, even when they do not figure a bit nor you have to think twice to type an sms. Plus watching every hand movement of a good looking girl from the back rows is a bonus.

I do not know how many more times Federer will cause heartbreak to his opponents and his small contingent of anti-fans across the globe. I am in no mood to rant on him this time.

Thought of the day to wrap this crap up.

"A beautiful dress is of no use unless it inspires someone to take it off".

Okay, you want a real moral? If you see two persons battling it out for one thing, one experienced and one younger one, and if the experienced one wins that thing, it is not that his capabilities was alone responsible in achieving the thing. It is because he wants it more than the other person.

So if you are I am not getting what I want, it means you are lacking the killer instinct. Just because I struck you are does not mean I am stupid enough to take the example on me.

Unforced Errors:

1. Sania Mirza was once looking like a decent material in that green bridal dress she wore for her engagement.
2. Google and Microsoft are battling so hard that it may reach a stage that if you type Google in Windows Live search and Microsoft in Google search, would yield a result, "Did you mean my rival?"
3. If you are not using torrents to download latest English movies and that, then you need to have your head examined.
4. Following no tennis and cricket for a while was suddenly giving me lot of free time. When I was following them I had even more of free time.
5. My parents always remember the birthday that is celebrated according to our calendar, which is tomorrow. They forget to wish me on my actual birthday.
6. Pakistan's Prime Minister again raised a point that Kashmir issue has to be solved first before the two countries can hold a high level meeting on 26/11 attacks and my coding capabilities.
7. King of Pop, Michael Jackson death news is still undigestable because it was his music that I first started to listen before I branched out in English music.
8. Like a cat that is afraid to taste milk again after it got her mouth burnt when it tasted hot milk, so am I feeling about stock market trading.
9. Blogging relieves one for few moments and you will never understand it coz you never did wha t I said.
10. 10 is the number of avatars that Kamal Hassan portrayed in the movie Dasavatar.
11. I am not obliged to supply every new information that is possible by scratching my brain all the time to keep you hooked to this stupid blog.

Dreams on clay

Finally, your Swiss superstar Roger Federer had fulfilled his dream of winning a French Open title in 2009 to complete a career Grand Slam defeating Robin Soderling from Sweden after losing three times in the Roland Garros finals in the previous years to the man from Mallorca, Rafael Nadal. Go have tea now.


You still are shameless to read this post without having tea after reading the longest ever opening line in the history of mankind where you normally find such compounded sentences jacked together to create a ripple effect one after the other in a post. Time for another tea.


Goes to show when you are constantly at something, which you might fail it in your single or multiple attempts, but the burning desire in you to achieve that thing would obviously give you the desired result. Here it is Federer's French Open. In my case, my engineering college seat. In your case, the miserable position you are in.


The weather here after the rain suddenly picked up and it was 6th day in a row that the mercury had crossed above 40 degrees celsius. I was getting up atleast four times in the middle of the night for the past five days to have water from the fridge. We don't have an A/C and the air that the fan generates is good enough to keep older mosquitoes at bay.

It needs motivation and desire to achieve few things. I had the initial motivation to hit the gym, but you need to get up early and head towards the machines like a machine yourself every morning. That is why they say, you have to enjoy what you are doing. Only then you stop cribbing.

Trivia for your bird brains. What was the thing that you've genuinely enjoyed doing so far in your life other than that quick 5 minute pleasure? Hopeless if you cannot find an answer and only exposes your miserable nature.

You might just be interested to know what this writer would enjoy? Taking a dig at you cheap dumb freaks who can only read the crap here but cannot retaliate.

Calling SBI online customer care is not really that bad as you would have thought with weird stories your friend has narrated to you. They are helpful. The only difference was, she was quick to hang up the call after answering a query where as your private banks of which some of them are lovely call girls would answer you, "Can I help you in anything more Sir". Yeah, come for a night.

Unforced Errors:

1. Air France Number (you find out) crashed into the Atlantic due to turbulence killing all the members on board and my fears over turbulence were not actually sissy.
2. Mumbai and Delhi airports are the worst airports in the world basing on late flight arrivals as mentioned by IATA. International Air Transport Association. I have to tell everything to you.
3. Those two airports have made their way into London's hall of Shame. Kualalampur airport is the best for some stupid reason.
4. I have a friend who is 6'4'' tall and well built and he is my fan. Just in case if you freaks get out of my control.
5. My parents are going to places and marriages leaving me here alone. In school days they used to take me for all the trips.
6. Watching animated movies will make you admire the work the animators had put behind the scenes. I simply cannot stand a cat or a dog talking to me for two hours in the theater.
7. T20 World Cup - Wimbledon - Champions Trophy - ??Guess?? - are the sequence of stirring sporting events to follow.
8. CAT goes online this year and if you are attempting it, please drop it. You will not be comfortable with it scrolling the passages up and down.
9. A sudden rush of aunties in the gym gives me a doubt whether the master was providing any ladies discount.
10. Racist or hatred attacks on Indians are still continuing in Australia and our guys first time retaliated by smacking the attacker.
11. You live in fear all through out your life or fight fear with spear.
12. I did my very best to draw an analogy between reputation and tummy and this is the result. Don't laugh. Belly can be built or lost but reputation once achieved, cannot be lost.
13. Scratching your head will not give additional unforced errors.

Clay in May

Think of clay and the first thing that you tennis freaks should get to mind is Roland Garros. Non-tennis freaks can drown yourself down the kitchen sink. So French Open is on and my idiot box is on till 11 pm in the night. If you are not interested to watch the match, then you've atleast got to see the scantily clad women in bright costumes. That should actually help in fulfilling your 5 minute night activity. You cheap people cannot get any cheaper than this.


Sometimes the things that you don't like first up will eventually liked by you. In my case IPL-2 more so the team that I backed, Deccan Chargers, won a thrilling contest in the recently concluded finals. Now it is French Open in progress. After this T20 World Cup. Immediately after that I've got Wimbledon. So my schedule is pretty packed up with the Tv.

If you want to have a news here it is from me. Okay, not marriage. Not first night atleast. I am going to gym. How boring? Not to me though. It's been two weeks since I joined and I am surprised that I am getting up at 6:30 regularly. My friend has already given tips over the mail and I am following it too. Sometimes when things hit on your face, they hit like a tonn of bricks. And then you are into that, self-realization mode.

For once, if you want to see a different Biography of mine then what you see in this stupid blog, you can find it in Bleacher Report here. You can also get to see my out-of-the-keyboard creative work there. Throw the brickbats there and I will send you the blind eye bat to pin you down. Get rich or die Pj'ing.

You already know that my other obsession is girls. Yours too. You said it and I did not say it. Acting like a saint in front of me would only result in me dishing your face with a grease paint. So that chicks, couple of whom are freaking hot, does work out in our gym. They are looking at me too. Boy, I .......ok I leave it at that.


My desperation for still not getting married resulted in this pic

Never has tummy reduction for ladies has become such a global campaign ever since I started staring at them. They work for an hour and do exercises on the floor. That would help you control the Bridgestone tyres that you have developed over the years on your waist. It will be tough intially, but you will atleast have a check over it than seeing them constantly bulging. My roommate who was unable to touch the feet by keeping the knees straight, before hitting the gym, is about striking distance now after those exercises.

This stupid blog has been attracting lot of visitors specifically for that Jim Corbett post. So now I see, it is not easy to attract visitors to any site. It should have a proper content which is not clearly found in other sites and then you are flooded. Visitors, ads, raving chicks and spam.

Unforced errors

1. Some rival sikh groups clashed in Austria for a reason and our nutheads here are causing a riot.
2. You can only change your location but not your mind.
3. Tamira Paszek who was not projected by her marketing team properly. She is a better chick—a huge bomb infact—than Bethanie Mattek.
4. One can miss tennis matches in that day for lack of big names but cannot miss watching Russian players on any day.
5. Gilchrist was very ecstatic after Deccan Chargers won IPL this year. He never celebrated like this even when he donned a baggy green for Australia.
6. Just because you've got nothing to do does not mean, banging your head to the table will make it into a useful writing pad. Copyrighted.
7. A fit body makes a fit mind. If you are physically fit, it is a scientifically proven fact that, your mind would also be thinking in the proper way and direction.
8. My dream phone for now, Nokia N73 never comes below Rs.10,000 even in recession time and I cannot think of buying any other phone.
9. My dream car, Audi A6 never comes below 60 lacs and I cannot think of affording more than a Nano.
10. Dreams are not what you get in sleep. Dreams are that, that will not let you sleep or something like that. That's why I started sleep walking in the night in the middle of my dreams till the refridgerator to quench my thirst.
11. I know your concentration has gone to dogs today.

The day before the election results

India is buzzing. Everyone is excited. Even uneducated people are predicting that it is going to be a 'hung' Government at the Centre. What does the projected statistics from premiere news channels like CNN-IBN and NDTV say? UPA government has slightly got the edge. It will have definitely have more seats as compared to other parties, but they would be lesser in number as compared to previous years' poll results.

Never has been results this predictable and at the same time exciting to younger folk like me (don't raise eyebrows) to see who would have the last laugh. If Congress comes to power once again in AP, then it is all about Jagan Mohan Reddy, who should be ruling the roost, which is pathetic for the people and the country. The guy is such an idiot and a ruthless jerk banking on the name of his Chief Minister father.


So what do you do to overcome such a corrupt Govt? Go and vote to decide your leader, was the campaign launched by most celebrities. They even say that it is a shame if you haven't voted for your country. Sell your stories to someone else. We are not going to change anytime soon. We love to live in the dirt slinging mud over one another.

If you are picking a scoundrel as your leader, then there is no difference on whom you pick between a bigger one and a lesser known one. Both are scoundrels and should get their money back to sustain in the political party and gain extra mileage in their career. They do rigging and you never know what percent of the votes that were polled were rigged. That is why I did not vote. More than that I am not living in my city and my name does not exist in the voters list.

There is no faith in the leaders you choose and that means you are living in a society where you are left helpless if a disaster happens. An online voting system should exist and should be efficiently implemented. There should be an educated party with good policies. The leaders should be easily approachable to the masses. If things do not pan out the way they wished, they even should be willing to sacrifice their lives. Wishful thinking.


Once the results are out, the next thing is the stability of the Government. Most of them are aware that due to proliferation of regional parties with which the Government will be formed, they are already predicting that it will be an unstable Government. The result? Elections again in just over an year and a hole in Govt's exchequer.

The battle to rattle opposition begins again with the common man struggling as ever, before and after the results. The paint mark on the common man's index finger will go away in few days but not the scar marks with broken promises left by his elected leader in the polls.