Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Yet another Birthday is gone

The guy in discussion has just completed finished his birthday and is not on a high. No logic, yes.

You want to hear that I got cake pasted on my face on the previous night and we reveled? The first part was correct. Less of the cake was consumed and more was smeared on the attended dignitaries (my three room mates) for that event. I do make some die-hard fans during my course of life's journey and they do give a limb if I ask them. I mean mine, not theirs.


But it is nice of the bloke to get some cake for the night. During my childhood I was deprived of cake cutting and it is four times in two back to back years now. So it ain't fun anymore. My mom was telling that the last time I cut a cake with my family was when I was a 1 year old gentleman. That gives some hint on how we celebrate things in our own little way without much of fan fare and fuss.

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One of my childhood astrologers said, I may get demented when I head to the donkey's age. I have to make sure that I do not give such an experience to my loyal visitors atleast in the blog i.e, if it hasn't been created already.


What are the resolutions as I change my diapers heading into a year which I think I will never travel again in my life? Eat well and sleep well. In addition to that, I am also planning to stay healthy by not abusing my dearest of lovely fans which I do sometimes when I am on a high.
Take care of my parents and visit temple regularly once in twelve months, that is on my next birthday again and stuff like that. For the next one, I will make sure that I will not take such complex resolutions.

Apart from birthday bash where one of my room mates disgustingly said, "Is this your birthday party?", I saw Love Aaj Kal. It is once watchable and less theatrical. "Main woh hoon, jo chah hoon" is the latest video that had attracted me in that movie. Life comes a complete circle in that video.

There is a t-shirt in Abercrombie and Fitch which one of my best friends said, it costs $60. Thanks mate for the verification. Please order that reindeer logo shirt if the ruthless visitors here do not buy it. They visit here and have a chuckle and gift nothing to this gifted writer.


How many times dint we buy stuff just for the logos / brands? I also like Audi logo and the car costs 60 lacs. Can I see anyone exclaiming here? No they don't coz it is out of reach of a common 9-6 working labour.

Rakhi is one festival which I never had any relation or attachment to. But when our maid's daughter tied it to all the miserable freaks who are living with us, I could understand for once the importance attached to this event and how deep the feelings would be between a real brother and a sister.

Now that you've known enough of my interests here and the relentless crap that I dish here, I wonder how long will you freaks be hanging here with an insane writer who does not know the difference between boasting and presenting the details. Probably till my next birthday? May be you will, if you and I are connected . I doubt.

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