Unforced Errors

Because you stupid freaks are waiting for those errors more than the post itself, I'm straight away going for it rather than a tid bits sort at the end. As always there will always be one take on girls / ladies / bitches which you would like to know. Being a male blogger this is the advantage.



Unforced Errors:

1. If a lady reads the above lines, she will quickly come to a conclusion that I am a male chavunist.
2. You cannot enlighten a girl as you would normally enlighten a man. You should know the art of pampering. Drown yourself down the kitchen sink if you don't know the art.
3. Windows 7 was launched and the future of Redmond based empire is built on this latest release.
4. Cheerleaders looked hawwwtt in the stadium. Had there been no grills between them and the spectators, they would have been torn to rags by male pervert dogs.
5. A lion can do the same thing 15 freaking times in an hour to what you do once a day.
6. The Casanova guy is having a ball of a time with the next door aunty.
7. Changing the office building will not matter to few guys because their seats will always be allotted right in front of the main door.
8. Ceasefire days are still going on.
9. The other KP or the find of ACL is Kieron Pollard.
10. If you are still in your diapers, a lady talks on an average 21 freaking thousand words in a day to a man's 7 only thousand.
11. I've heard recession has come to an end or atleast the number of job losses have come down.
12. Air India has been under losses to a magnitude of few thousand crores of rupees and the company still does not decrease the air fare to rope in normal folks.
13. There are no muhurts for Hindu marriages till the end of April next year. So my best mate is getting married by the end of November.
14. Seeeriously is one word which ladies try to use often to which they indirectly mean they are not one bit serious.
15. You cannot find a Google news Science and Technology section without Apple's news. Google news is generous enough to throw few postive links on Microsoft's recently launched OS.
16. The word Google, Apple and Windows should have already made it into the Oxford dictionary.
17. Staring at the monitor or not moving from your chair does not mean you are a sincere and efficient worker. Companies know that but still they cannot get rid of that myth for some weird reason.
18. When ladies don't know how to work, they know what will work. Watch out for ladies falling over you to get the job done even though they know that you are gay.
19. Winter is picking up here and we are about to switch off the fans in the night.
20. Nobody knows what nutrients Serena used to develop a front that is as sizeable as her back.
21. The more you listen to my crap, the more you would be influenced by my words leaving your thoughts in your dressing room drawer.