Eventful month

Not for me for my elder brother who got engaged on Monday (21/09). So finally September has done some good to one of the folks in my house. People are saying that, he has cleared the line for me. I say, when was I ever blocked. The last time I was blocked, I punched the iron bricks to smithereens with my metal knuckles so hard that I've started developing iron in my body with rock as my nickname.

Whenever I see some freak has landed directly on to this blog and has left without a comment, would drive me nuts. But that also forces me to come out of hibernation and leave my remains here. The fact that this blog is still alive is because of some nosey people existence in this world.


Next Monday and Friday being a holiday, everyone is planning for a trip home. With three days leave, they can have a whole 9 days starting from this Friday. Bumper offer. But I am staying here not going home because of my brother's marriage in November. Not that I don't get leave but just that travelling could become taxing. Even I planned for a near by trip on this Friday, but with cold still in me and my room mate dropping at the last moment, I am bound to cancel the tickets.

What a great opportunity to prepare for interviews during the long weekend and plan to move from here. Unless someone kicks from the backside or you feel that you are sitting on an iron grilled chair with no cushion on it, one will not shift a company leaving the comforts behind. Waiting for the big kick that should be arriving by the end of this year which may eventually rock the bottoms.

I am glad that this stupid month has gone so fast with a much needed event in our house that everyone was wishing for.

Now that I am not into politics and tennis you are left free this time without getting dumped with much of unwanted information no matter how much ever you want to read it.

Unforced Errors:

1. There will be one unforced error in this list on which you will be glued and would be longing for more information.
2. While women allege that men are pigs, men allege are sure that women are bitches. And life goes on.
3. I was watching "Little Manhattan" in my return flight from home and a person sitting in the back row was so fascinated with the little love story that he was forced to ask the name of the movie.
4. My mom is pretty happy that she is going to get a daughter in law who is so active.
5. Justine Henin has returned to tennis after retirement and I can never become her fan for her diminutive figure.
6. My best mate advised me not to show your desperation for girls even if you are desperate.
7. If you are moody with your wife after marriage chances are that she is going to have an affair with your next door neighbor.
8. Chances are more if she is a housewife. Get a freaking life if you do not understand what I am barking here.
9. Learning Java independently by browsing the online tutorials is never easy. What you learn in 10 days exploring yourself will be learnt in one day by sitting in a coaching class .
10. Blogger has added a check mark option while uploading images. Somebody has spanked Google or what with lawsuit?
11. Glad is one word which I've been using often. Glad is such a word that does not evoke any positive feelings like happy, enthusiasm, zeal etc. The word glad is sad.

Nine is fine - 09/09/09

This type of date 9/9/9 comes once in every thousand years. The next time this date would appear is on 9/9/3009. Because you and I anyhow will not live up to that date, I atleast am providing you to see the date visibly here. By that time I think the world will come to an end. 1000 years hence, price of one kilo onions of could become Rs 1 lac and people will be drinking oil because oil gets dearer than water.

It is actually the number nine that is forcing me to put up a post and provide some refreshment to you freaks. The sum of all digits of the year that I was born add up to 9. Test for your brains now to calculate the year if you haven't known already that I was born in 1989. So first thing when I receive a roll number or a telephone number is to quickly sum up the digits and see where it adds up to.


It gives one a slight confidence and a feeling that everything would be fine, if an important occasion or event falls on their lucky number. My engineering roll number was 36 and I screwed up the percentage.

For most of the freaks who believe in numerology number 9 is considered to the luckiest. Next is 7. Next is what ever miserable number that comes when you sum all the digits of your birth year. If the superstition takes control of your mind, then you even start summing up the serial numbers that you find on your mouse, monitor and the key board.

Sachin Tendulkar used to wear a jersey 99. Dhoni sports number 7. HW: Find other celebrities or sport stars who wears fancy jersey numbers.

Mind is like a monkey and that monkey is trying to rap on nine, even when it knows it sends shivers down the spine.

Nine is fine,
It is always mine,
Neva eva whine,
'coz nine is fine.

Ask for a dine,
Stand in a line,
Toast with a wine,
Wait for the decline.

Go to a shrine,
Pray the divine,
Do not ever resign,
For nine is fine.

Seven is heaven,
Fight like Bevan,
dash dash en,
Cannot say Amen.

Now that first standard rhymes had brain washed me and you, I am attempting to come with nine unforced errors.

1. There are ninety nine numbers before hundred unless you count zero and negative numbers.
2. Playing a nice guy role all the time in your life to ladies, should eventually lead into a rant.
3. Shifting our work place to the old building again is driving me nuts.
4. Compaq cup tri series cricket is going on in SL and no body is even bothered to take a peek.
5. Not always one has to live up to his promise because in few years you and I are not meeting down the line at street number ninety nine.

Sep-tum-ber - The useless month

Of all the months in the universe, the ninth month of an year is the useless in my opinion. A waiting Ninth month we know is very exciting for men and women to see the result of their overnight efforts.

I do not know who has created the names of months or where they came from. But the name September is the longest and boring of all the month names. Time to rant on September rather than on Federer for a change. Oh wait, how about including a month called Federer. September, October, November, December, Federer..... Naa... it did not suit.


Often the boring of months, a september, goes unnoticed in everyones lives unless your miserable birthday day falls in this month. My opinion sometimes is written in stone and meshed with grid iron. Imagine if you have your marriage day falling in this month and that is some torture.

1. You forget to remember the day and get spanked by your wife.
2. You don't have mood to celebrate it because it is in September.
3. At this time of the year, where do we go honey?

Months October to December run very fast like a cheetah chased by deer because of festivals starting from Dussera, Diwali, Ramzan, Christmas and culminating with the New Year's eve. So these are the most exciting ones in everyones life. Most of the times, I decide which is exciting for you.

August is my preferred month because some stupid calendar assigned a name Leo to that month. More than that, this August was an expensive month for me where I went on to buy a watch, mobile, a laptop, a jeans, a shoe and an underwear. Finally I could avoid the sneers and jeers of people who looked at my Nokia 1112 super phone by going for a Samsung star 3G mobile.

Watch - Tommy Hilfiger
Mobile - I already said it
Laptop - Dell Inspiron 1545
Jeans - Levis 511
Shoe - Nike
Underwear - Local made Jockey


Looking at the list myself, I am finding that I am so rich a guy. But what you do not know is I will be using all those mentioned things till they are faded, broken, stolen or torn ( the last item).


I do not want to grill you by explaining the details of couple of goods that I've bought. But because I know you've got nothing to do than read whatever I dish here, I am going to provide couple of lines of review on my Mobile and Laptop. Watch you have already seen it and even if I explain you the difference between a quartz or a hand keyed watch you would understand in such a way that you are going to visit the wikipedia page on watch.


Samsung Star 3G mobile ( S5603) is the latest entrant into the market. Samsung Star was a hit and Star 3G comes with a dual camera is launched to bank on the gains. It contains a 3.2 MP camera and has a flash which was absent in Samsung Star. Star 3G has a meagre inbuilt memory of 70 MB which the phone comes loaded with and it is expandable uptp 16 GB. It is a touch phone. Even though the touch is not as smooth as iPhone, it is still fine. The display is touch smaller compared to Star.

Drawbacks: Not really other than the music clarity when played from the media player. Sound quality is good with the headphones. Samsung though is not known for their audio effects in their products.

Overall a good touch phone for a price of Rs 11,500/-.


Dell Inspiron 1545 is light weight and stylish looking. I would have loved to have the touch pad to be more sensitive. Sound clarity is fine. A 4 GB RAM, 250 Gb hard disk, Intel Core 2 Duo Processor with a Windows Vista Premium edition has punched a hole in my pocket which would let Rs 39,600/- to go through.

Drawbacks: I am touch worried about the battery life of this laptop. Battery charge is being consumed as fast as you suck juice from a draw.

For you new born babies, the advantage for taking a Premium edition instead of the basic edition is, Dell would be providing a free Windows 7 OS once launched into the market.


My adventures with new products have ceased for this year and it can probably open next year. As I type, I hear someone singing a song in the canteen for someones birthday party. Glad he finished the song in few seconds and received his fair share of claps. Atleast the useless month has turned useful to him in exhibiting his talent. Hoping the same here also.

When was the last time you showed off like I did here? Probably when you got a Camlin compass box in your school days.

The flu which has no clue

Swine flu is one of the dangerous of flue's in the 21st century. The last flu which had killed millions of people around the world was Hong Kong flu in 1968.

I was joking about Swine flu in one of my previous posts and looking at the pace this flu is extending its roots to most of the countries in the world, it is no longer considered a flu with minimal damage. It is here to stay. That is the subject for today. Write an essay on Swine flu in no more than -500 words.


Everyday when I see the front page of TOI, a new death case is reported and that causes some more panic in the minds of the people. The flu is red hot in Pune and the heat is felt in almost every part of the country. Scientists are coming up with a vaccine in November and I hope that will put an end to this flu misery.

People are buying N95 masks which is really not necessary. Yeah, N95 reminds of a Nokia phone. A three layered mask which has a longevity of 8 hrs can be used i.e, if you are pissing in your pants. Rock people like me can go and inhale like a sniffer dog without any concern.

Team mates are afraid if they see anyone coughing or sneezing in the office. They deliberately are trying to stay away from that freak. Everyone has a suspicious mind now and their eyes are wide open even when they are drunk.

Ayruvedic doctors are saying, Tulasi leaves can cure Swine flu. While that can be true, Tulasi can also be used to cure headache, body pain, cold, fever, cough, insomnia and retardness. We don't believe in our medicines is a well known fact. What we also don't believe is, one of us can also get affected with this deadly flu. The symptoms are as usual - cold, cough, throat pain, nausea, vomiting sensation and the no-affinity towards the short satisfaction.


It can be prevented by staying indoors by covering yourself in burkhas and staying 6 feet away from the flu affected person. Wash your hands regularly. You should cover your mouth and nose while coughing and sneezing so the virus does not travel like wild fire. Our body also has natural immunity to fight this shit and that is good news. Many cases can get cured and you can do your daily chores as usual after getting discharged.

Asthma patients and new born kids like me has to take proper care because they have better chance of contracting this H1N1 virus. Nobody knows which nut head acquired this from a certain pig and he only knows what activity he had involved into, that has resulted in a pig delivering the coup-de grace to him and the rest of the world. Pigs can also take revenge.

That is why I always advice to stay from animals. Next is what? Dog flu? Every dog has its day. Don't underestimate those hard working ants either which you enjoyed killing them in your childhood.


Authorities have finally realised the impact of this virus and are beginning to fight hard in controlling this epidemic. Few people are happily staying indoors and reading this essay to stay themselves light.

Few others I am travelling home for this Independence weekend and next weekend as well. And in the process I would be really testing my sniffer dog immunity.

Unforced Errors:

1. The guy sitting in front of the ladies bathroom in any office will be having hell of a time. He probably can keep track of how many times a girl men also had visited if he wants to.
2. Elsewhere in Montreal, Rogers cup is on and I heard Rafa is back in his sleeveless gear.
3. Some are afraid to put a mask as a precaution because it raises doubts as to whether she was infected or is she too concerned.
4. A man who has 'the opposite of bats' can always take a dig on women without any remorse.
5. I've seen many women covering their head and face with scarf especially while going on bikes. Initially I thought it was to avoid the pollutants but later I realised it was done to protect their make-up.
6. Two things should be arriving this week and wait for the pictures which I would be posting in my next post.
7. Starting your career in a start up company is always a better bet than starting in a MNC where you are treated like any other person.
8. Oflate I've started realising the same things which I've already realised before in my chaddi engineering days.
9. The last thing those pigs need is we giving the flu back to them.

Yet another Birthday is gone

The guy in discussion has just completed finished his birthday and is not on a high. No logic, yes.

You want to hear that I got cake pasted on my face on the previous night and we reveled? The first part was correct. Less of the cake was consumed and more was smeared on the attended dignitaries (my three room mates) for that event. I do make some die-hard fans during my course of life's journey and they do give a limb if I ask them. I mean mine, not theirs.


But it is nice of the bloke to get some cake for the night. During my childhood I was deprived of cake cutting and it is four times in two back to back years now. So it ain't fun anymore. My mom was telling that the last time I cut a cake with my family was when I was a 1 year old gentleman. That gives some hint on how we celebrate things in our own little way without much of fan fare and fuss.

Want to be a part of such a prestigious family? (Girls) Send in your nominations. Do not wait. If you think you have the thing in you, then you have arrived at the right place. Compensation? We have the best in the industry. Rewards and recognitions? We have been there and never done that. All it needs is a single arrow to hit the bulls eye even if you had 9 misses in your previous searches attempts. Get your evening gown ready and brace yourself to experience an opportunity of a lifetime.

One of my childhood astrologers said, I may get demented when I head to the donkey's age. I have to make sure that I do not give such an experience to my loyal visitors atleast in the blog i.e, if it hasn't been created already.


What are the resolutions as I change my diapers heading into a year which I think I will never travel again in my life? Eat well and sleep well. In addition to that, I am also planning to stay healthy by not abusing my dearest of lovely fans which I do sometimes when I am on a high.
Take care of my parents and visit temple regularly once in twelve months, that is on my next birthday again and stuff like that. For the next one, I will make sure that I will not take such complex resolutions.

Apart from birthday bash where one of my room mates disgustingly said, "Is this your birthday party?", I saw Love Aaj Kal. It is once watchable and less theatrical. "Main woh hoon, jo chah hoon" is the latest video that had attracted me in that movie. Life comes a complete circle in that video.

There is a t-shirt in Abercrombie and Fitch which one of my best friends said, it costs $60. Thanks mate for the verification. Please order that reindeer logo shirt if the ruthless visitors here do not buy it. They visit here and have a chuckle and gift nothing to this gifted writer.


How many times dint we buy stuff just for the logos / brands? I also like Audi logo and the car costs 60 lacs. Can I see anyone exclaiming here? No they don't coz it is out of reach of a common 9-6 working labour.

Rakhi is one festival which I never had any relation or attachment to. But when our maid's daughter tied it to all the miserable freaks who are living with us, I could understand for once the importance attached to this event and how deep the feelings would be between a real brother and a sister.

Now that you've known enough of my interests here and the relentless crap that I dish here, I wonder how long will you freaks be hanging here with an insane writer who does not know the difference between boasting and presenting the details. Probably till my next birthday? May be you will, if you and I are connected . I doubt.

July wrap up - whatelse

Nothing more stupid like posting a message on a Sunday afternoon where I came to have buttermilk outside and was dumbfounded to see the shop closed. I had Nimbooz instead.

I am starting to scribble something as and when I find an opportunity. Not that I am dumped with truck load of shit work, but it is just to keep my writing alive. It is quite beautiful to compose few words when you try to sneak something in that few minutes that are available to you. I don't have a specific interest to blog in the night. Interest matters, of course.


As movies are not there, so is tennis and cricket, I've decided to spend much of time sleeping. Why not use the time constructively is what every nut head suggests. But we all know that doing something constructive could lead to a potential self destruction.

I know, in school and college days you freaks slogged real hard to be in the position that you are right now. I also know that you are ashamed that you are lacking the hardworking nature and the discipline to finish the job on hand in time which you had those qualities in abundance then.

See the difference? You did long back.


Putting two and two on the key board after the initial zest to scribble something has evaporated, is hard ask. What else can one talk in their miserable lives with their colleagues other than the weather. I used to talk about tennis. I also earned a tag like 'oh that tennis guy' in the office, which had forced me to stop browsing tennis sites. That is eventually turning me stoic towards whatever tennis developments have been taking place in the world. Like, Federer's newly born twins. So what for me ?!

My parents shifted to a new house thinking a change of house might bring a change in our miserable lives. But nayyy....this new house has good ventilation though. Sun light, air, water are the three basic things that you have to look for in buying a new house or shifting to a new one. The one that we moved into has surplus amounts of those. And of course the Vaastu lacking which will turn you into a scapegoat for the Astrologer who is waiting to pounce on your misery.

Traces of that wine Swine flu is still present in India and you make sure that you don't kiss the ones who are inflicted with cold or fever, let alone pigs.

In about 170 hours from this moment the world will celebrate the __th birthday of it's favorite son come August the 4th, Monday. A great lad with two legs, two hands, two eyes, two ears, one that..nose I meant, will be re-born again to take charge of the world. That is why he has leonine as a part in his e-mail. That stupid egoistic Leo's also love boasting and hogging the lime light.

Information above is presented so that you make you proper arrangements so as your gifts are delivered on time to the right person. Wired transfers are also accepted. Meet me in person for the personal gifts :-p.


Every year as you enter your day, it is always preceded by the thoughts of you suppressing your current age before accepting the new one, which you never do until your next birthday arrives. I know I almost screwed the sentence, but that's how limited I am, but I am glad that you got the point.

Because of I am not following much of tennis since Wimbledon, there are no unforced errors this time. As if my UE's were all tennis related. You went bonkers anytime? You going bonkers over something has got nothing to do with others intervention. I just did today when power went off. Okay, I lied.

Back in July

That was the longest break that I had taken from writing on my stupid site. Part of it goes with my disappointment over the Wimbledon finals where the Swiss freak won again for the sixth time. My B/R profile answers few questions as to why I have taken a tennis break for an unknown duration. You wont anyhow comment here and that is why I have given you my B/R profile link so you read, comment and keep tab of my tennis expertise. Cheap advertising is what we all do.

This break is also killing my interest in writing. If you do things that you do regularly, there lies a chemical in brain which would process the thoughts faster than what it would do after a break. I am currently going through that phase now. Mind kickling boggling thing for you is I am saying tanks to that rare visitor who dropped in and was found lost like child in a topless bar after seeing no post.


On my front which you freaks are always interested to know what's happening in others lives, things have been very much the same since Sepoy Mutiny in 1857. As much as thoughts of not getting married are haunting, so much more are the thoughts of life after marriage.

Everything happens for a reason and we are mere dolls in the hands of the Almighty. My Grandmother used to say, He creates people on this earth only to kill his time and have fun. You and I do not know that secret and think that sho(r)t satisfaction is life.

Heard that recession is receding and are we going to see the economy getting better by early next year or what? That should ease the pressure on everyone's shoulders and release the thoughts of people holding tight to their chair in the office. Perhaps then, we could have more projects in running status than the stupid inhouse ones where there is no accountability.


Seminars given by expert lecturers will not always be effective. He can be talking a cutting edge research topic and if you have a chance to get seated at one of the last rows, nothing like it. Neither you have to nod your head like the ones who sit in the front do, even when they do not figure a bit nor you have to think twice to type an sms. Plus watching every hand movement of a good looking girl from the back rows is a bonus.

I do not know how many more times Federer will cause heartbreak to his opponents and his small contingent of anti-fans across the globe. I am in no mood to rant on him this time.

Thought of the day to wrap this crap up.

"A beautiful dress is of no use unless it inspires someone to take it off".

Okay, you want a real moral? If you see two persons battling it out for one thing, one experienced and one younger one, and if the experienced one wins that thing, it is not that his capabilities was alone responsible in achieving the thing. It is because he wants it more than the other person.

So if you are I am not getting what I want, it means you are lacking the killer instinct. Just because I struck you are does not mean I am stupid enough to take the example on me.

Unforced Errors:

1. Sania Mirza was once looking like a decent material in that green bridal dress she wore for her engagement.
2. Google and Microsoft are battling so hard that it may reach a stage that if you type Google in Windows Live search and Microsoft in Google search, would yield a result, "Did you mean my rival?"
3. If you are not using torrents to download latest English movies and that, then you need to have your head examined.
4. Following no tennis and cricket for a while was suddenly giving me lot of free time. When I was following them I had even more of free time.
5. My parents always remember the birthday that is celebrated according to our calendar, which is tomorrow. They forget to wish me on my actual birthday.
6. Pakistan's Prime Minister again raised a point that Kashmir issue has to be solved first before the two countries can hold a high level meeting on 26/11 attacks and my coding capabilities.
7. King of Pop, Michael Jackson death news is still undigestable because it was his music that I first started to listen before I branched out in English music.
8. Like a cat that is afraid to taste milk again after it got her mouth burnt when it tasted hot milk, so am I feeling about stock market trading.
9. Blogging relieves one for few moments and you will never understand it coz you never did wha t I said.
10. 10 is the number of avatars that Kamal Hassan portrayed in the movie Dasavatar.
11. I am not obliged to supply every new information that is possible by scratching my brain all the time to keep you hooked to this stupid blog.