Ladies blogs

Just cannot help myself giggling seeing ladies blogs. They really put a lot of emotion in their blogs as if it is their life. Somewhere from their brain they will bring out the unexisting design qualities and show their stupid creativity in their blog. Should someone comment or criticize on it expect a hot pan thrown on your face. And what will be the content like on the pink background?

1. My favoritttttte chocolate
2. Top 5 things I luv da most
3. My dream man.........
4. Chikoos b'day....chooo chweettt (Gun down that girl who coined chooo. Do they know that Cho is a Korean name?)
5. Cake cutting in mah office (Expect lot of comments here from all male pigs)
6. Household ribbons and my passions
7. Here is Rena's awesome recipe for vanilla cake
8. A movie review
9. Lonely feeling....without expressing (Is that a rhyme?)
10. I miss you (Yeah, you deserve it for being so pathetic when he was around)

That's it. The blog ends then and there. They have lost words. They become more pathetic after scribbling for few days. Infact, they started all this because her wiser friend had advised her to start a blog.


You don't find any keywords like sports, tennis, internet, coding(what a crime), computer, news, cars, bikes, hollywood, affaris, scandals etc in their blog. They are stupid enough to watch all those stupid serials and glad I haven't found one blog which is focussing on how sorrowful a character is in a particular serial. Splitsvilla is a peppy youth show which they watch when her parents are not around. Someone will surely be having the brains though to come up with a blog with the latest happenings on the most followed serials on Indian Television. You cannot stop aunties then.

So that is why ladies are portrayed as dumb and a man expresses shock when he comes across an intelligent, shrewd woman. Ladies cannot complete their course work in school and college without depending for notes from their male friends. Very rarely you find super lady programmers. The sports they play are kho-kho, throwball and ring. The one thing they are best at is to mend their male colleagues to get their job done. That is an innate ability which needs a special mention.

If they are not getting their work done, they will put out the biggest trick up their sleeves. Put a remorse expression or better cry.

With all these special qualities they still want to compete with men in all aspects. Say that a man is intelligent than a woman and you are bound to get a stabbing with a kitchen knife from your , leave alone saying you are great.

What started as a ladies blog turned out into a mosquito egg sized rant which always make your stomach lighter if you had loaded it with a decent lunch. Oh, I almost forgot the awesome one liner which they repeatedly use to mean they are equal to men.

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Don't show me your attitude, coz I have mah own!

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