woMan's day

March 8th was forced by some freak to be celebrated as woman's day. It also is the birthday of one of my cousin sister's and so that is why I am reminded of it subconsciously even if I have a habit of forgetting friends birthdays. She has every reason to be proud of celebrating this on her day.

Apart from that, there is nothing special on this day. No not even woman feel great on this day because no one most men will not wish them. The only wishes they get are from the print and electronic media which are paid wishes. In the meanwhile I get a junk sms asking me to buy homes which costs 2250 per sq.ft. They don't know that I don't even have a bike.

Should be great to see chicks freaking out on this day hanging in restaurants and bars sipping orange juice or probably a cock tail. We are not talking about call center girls here. They drink blood out of a man. So what the activity will be like for a freshly graduated girl who is in her first-second years of her working life.


Chick A: Hey, why don't we hang out somewhere today?
Chick B: Yes, sure we can! But what special?
Chick A: Today is women's day yaar. You don't know?
Chick B: Oh really?! Yes, I heard it in FM radio.
Chick A: So where shall we go? ( she does not know where to go but she somehow wants to hang out today)
Chick B: You plan na. I am ready to come anywhere. Who all are coming?
Chick A: Yes, we can call Tina, Meena, Tana, Rana (they have nicknames which are sometimes male), Mona and all.
Chick B: Mona? ( na .. na..) Why her? ( see that chick jealousy today as well)
Chick A: Ok, we can leave her. I will call others and see what they are upto.

Chick A: Hey, howzz u? Why don't we hang out somewhere today?
Chick C: Yes, sure we can! But what special?
Chick A: (Uses some unheard expletives and gets on with the job). Today is.......

Finally a bunch of girls gets ready to hang out and creates the hype in office which no one could even imagine. The news spreads like wild fire and they become the most happening group in the office. "We are going to celebrate women's day at a restaurant", quips to her male team-mate who is constantly trying to woo her. "Congrats yaar, it is really nice of you to celebrate on this day. It is great that they you have a day on your gender. We don't have one", replies that pathetic male.

They go home and dresses to kill (whom? another woman?). You should look at the way they would sashay in the mall. Some unfortunate intelligent girl in the batch reserves a table. They would go there and talk bullcrap which is like candyfloss. Their words are so much that they contain no meaning.

Of the five chicks who are there at the table, two will be very close and would be talking to each other, one would be seriously sms'ing her boy friend (if he is not available, then she would sms to customer care with double the seriousness) and the other two don't like each other so they don't talk . Somehow one girl on whom everyone is jealous of sneaked into the party despite the initial plans to discard her.

They thought of spending the whole night till 9 p.m coz after 9 their PG gates will be closed. Next day in office: "Wow, we had a blast of a time" to that miserable male colleague who is all ears to know what they did yesterday.

Tv channels will be airing special programs, will be conducting contests and giving gifts, malls will give free movie tickets to women, special discounts on ladies products, pink rags are seen everywhere today and a poor lady will be shrieking her voice out in the FM radio all day to encourage her gender.


Everything subsides when they are married even more so for a man. The word woman contains a man. Important terminology related to women, starts with m..e..n.. Their celebrations are never complete without a man.

There is a reason why they do not have a man's day. Or even if there is one they've never created the publicity for they know what the outcome would be like from the ego bloated gender. Probably someone has created a woman's day realizing that the remaining 364 days in a year belong to a man.

Women would even celebrate more on Man's day than their day. The very thought of a Man's day brings smile on to the face of every man and the celebrations are all genuine. Men would really show to the fairer sex on what is the real meaning of "Wow, we had a blast !".