The flu which has no clue

Swine flu is one of the dangerous of flue's in the 21st century. The last flu which had killed millions of people around the world was Hong Kong flu in 1968.

I was joking about Swine flu in one of my previous posts and looking at the pace this flu is extending its roots to most of the countries in the world, it is no longer considered a flu with minimal damage. It is here to stay. That is the subject for today. Write an essay on Swine flu in no more than -500 words.


Everyday when I see the front page of TOI, a new death case is reported and that causes some more panic in the minds of the people. The flu is red hot in Pune and the heat is felt in almost every part of the country. Scientists are coming up with a vaccine in November and I hope that will put an end to this flu misery.

People are buying N95 masks which is really not necessary. Yeah, N95 reminds of a Nokia phone. A three layered mask which has a longevity of 8 hrs can be used i.e, if you are pissing in your pants. Rock people like me can go and inhale like a sniffer dog without any concern.

Team mates are afraid if they see anyone coughing or sneezing in the office. They deliberately are trying to stay away from that freak. Everyone has a suspicious mind now and their eyes are wide open even when they are drunk.

Ayruvedic doctors are saying, Tulasi leaves can cure Swine flu. While that can be true, Tulasi can also be used to cure headache, body pain, cold, fever, cough, insomnia and retardness. We don't believe in our medicines is a well known fact. What we also don't believe is, one of us can also get affected with this deadly flu. The symptoms are as usual - cold, cough, throat pain, nausea, vomiting sensation and the no-affinity towards the short satisfaction.


It can be prevented by staying indoors by covering yourself in burkhas and staying 6 feet away from the flu affected person. Wash your hands regularly. You should cover your mouth and nose while coughing and sneezing so the virus does not travel like wild fire. Our body also has natural immunity to fight this shit and that is good news. Many cases can get cured and you can do your daily chores as usual after getting discharged.

Asthma patients and new born kids like me has to take proper care because they have better chance of contracting this H1N1 virus. Nobody knows which nut head acquired this from a certain pig and he only knows what activity he had involved into, that has resulted in a pig delivering the coup-de grace to him and the rest of the world. Pigs can also take revenge.

That is why I always advice to stay from animals. Next is what? Dog flu? Every dog has its day. Don't underestimate those hard working ants either which you enjoyed killing them in your childhood.


Authorities have finally realised the impact of this virus and are beginning to fight hard in controlling this epidemic. Few people are happily staying indoors and reading this essay to stay themselves light.

Few others I am travelling home for this Independence weekend and next weekend as well. And in the process I would be really testing my sniffer dog immunity.

Unforced Errors:

1. The guy sitting in front of the ladies bathroom in any office will be having hell of a time. He probably can keep track of how many times a girl men also had visited if he wants to.
2. Elsewhere in Montreal, Rogers cup is on and I heard Rafa is back in his sleeveless gear.
3. Some are afraid to put a mask as a precaution because it raises doubts as to whether she was infected or is she too concerned.
4. A man who has 'the opposite of bats' can always take a dig on women without any remorse.
5. I've seen many women covering their head and face with scarf especially while going on bikes. Initially I thought it was to avoid the pollutants but later I realised it was done to protect their make-up.
6. Two things should be arriving this week and wait for the pictures which I would be posting in my next post.
7. Starting your career in a start up company is always a better bet than starting in a MNC where you are treated like any other person.
8. Oflate I've started realising the same things which I've already realised before in my chaddi engineering days.
9. The last thing those pigs need is we giving the flu back to them.

Yet another Birthday is gone

The guy in discussion has just completed finished his birthday and is not on a high. No logic, yes.

You want to hear that I got cake pasted on my face on the previous night and we reveled? The first part was correct. Less of the cake was consumed and more was smeared on the attended dignitaries (my three room mates) for that event. I do make some die-hard fans during my course of life's journey and they do give a limb if I ask them. I mean mine, not theirs.


But it is nice of the bloke to get some cake for the night. During my childhood I was deprived of cake cutting and it is four times in two back to back years now. So it ain't fun anymore. My mom was telling that the last time I cut a cake with my family was when I was a 1 year old gentleman. That gives some hint on how we celebrate things in our own little way without much of fan fare and fuss.

Want to be a part of such a prestigious family? (Girls) Send in your nominations. Do not wait. If you think you have the thing in you, then you have arrived at the right place. Compensation? We have the best in the industry. Rewards and recognitions? We have been there and never done that. All it needs is a single arrow to hit the bulls eye even if you had 9 misses in your previous searches attempts. Get your evening gown ready and brace yourself to experience an opportunity of a lifetime.

One of my childhood astrologers said, I may get demented when I head to the donkey's age. I have to make sure that I do not give such an experience to my loyal visitors atleast in the blog i.e, if it hasn't been created already.


What are the resolutions as I change my diapers heading into a year which I think I will never travel again in my life? Eat well and sleep well. In addition to that, I am also planning to stay healthy by not abusing my dearest of lovely fans which I do sometimes when I am on a high.
Take care of my parents and visit temple regularly once in twelve months, that is on my next birthday again and stuff like that. For the next one, I will make sure that I will not take such complex resolutions.

Apart from birthday bash where one of my room mates disgustingly said, "Is this your birthday party?", I saw Love Aaj Kal. It is once watchable and less theatrical. "Main woh hoon, jo chah hoon" is the latest video that had attracted me in that movie. Life comes a complete circle in that video.

There is a t-shirt in Abercrombie and Fitch which one of my best friends said, it costs $60. Thanks mate for the verification. Please order that reindeer logo shirt if the ruthless visitors here do not buy it. They visit here and have a chuckle and gift nothing to this gifted writer.


How many times dint we buy stuff just for the logos / brands? I also like Audi logo and the car costs 60 lacs. Can I see anyone exclaiming here? No they don't coz it is out of reach of a common 9-6 working labour.

Rakhi is one festival which I never had any relation or attachment to. But when our maid's daughter tied it to all the miserable freaks who are living with us, I could understand for once the importance attached to this event and how deep the feelings would be between a real brother and a sister.

Now that you've known enough of my interests here and the relentless crap that I dish here, I wonder how long will you freaks be hanging here with an insane writer who does not know the difference between boasting and presenting the details. Probably till my next birthday? May be you will, if you and I are connected . I doubt.