Febulous ?

I was wondering what was the thing that was forcing pathetic visitors to flood this blog. It is my images which are uploaded with proper description of tags. Another visit to my super hit post, Jim Corbett National Park trip, and I shall be selling it to Google to make a fortune. Joke for most of you Manufacturing Defected pieces. Most of the keywords (for ex: 'I want to know about Jim Corbett Park', 'entry charges to Jim Corbett', 'Safari ride in Jim Corbett') that are used to search for information about the Park is resulting in Google search throwing my post in the first page and at times in the first few links. Wow, isn't it?

Turning out to be a pig like lazy creature when it comes to uploading pics for this stupid blog. Thinking of uploading the same from my home but time constraint, you see. Also I do not have cable to transfer pics straight from my mobile to this office computer.

In my last office break, which was in the last week of Jan, I had been to many pilgrim places to attain moksha at such a young age. Covered many of the important pilgrim centers in India, thanks to my mom especially, who is a devoted religious woman. Me? Not like her but the essence of genes will be filtering for generations.

Getting pissed off oflate with my hairstyle which is not changing much after every hair cut. I am not liking my hair style. I am not finding it good.

"Lesser interest on yourself at the salon shop for whatever freaking thing you went there, means, you are getting older".

There is no clear indication than that. It means either you are loaded with responsibilities wherein you do not have time to bother about your looks or you din't do it last night. Time to change the stylist I guess. They don't say for nothing that you are only as good as your last hair cut. Just like that I used that phrase.

I've seen that much hyped movie 'My name is Khan' on the Friday it got released. You'd be more interested to watch golf for three hours than this dull Karan Johar's flick, where the lead protagonist played by shashasha Shah Rukh Khan reiterates, My name is Khan and I am not a terrorist. So, you are a Bollywood baadshah? Reviews said, some scenes put audience to tears. Why? Probably yes, for the gruelling execution of scenes where no character suited the role properly. Watch 'Ishqiya' and you will come out thinking ok fine from the theatre.

Apart from that, it has been this way on every Feb 14th........



...but surprisingly for once it has been like this on this 14th breaking the monotony.


Unforced Errors:

1. Days which you think will not come for you one day, will eventually arrive even though they are delayed.
2. If they've come and gone, then take Alan Wood's medicine. Blame someone else and get on with life.
3. India's test match win at Eden Gardens is being delayed first due to rain and now due to Dabur Amla's ton.
4. Ladies brains are more complex than their bodies. If you say something straight they won't listen. Don't know whether it is due to their bird brains or their inborn stupidity or stubbornness.
5. He..he..he..yet another male chauvinistic comment, yes.
6. Winter we felt was over early this year but it is chilly in the morning and in the evenings. Forecast by our meteorological department is as predictable as our cricketers.
7. SBI PO's recruitment test notification was released and being in a software industry you would always feel Government jobs are better but for the salary.
8. You would never want to blog from your home wasting your precious time.
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10. When you are in love, you don't see anything like point no.9, even though I typed something there.
11. Assumptions is the mother of all screw ups.
12. My best title of all my posts so far has just been coined.
13. Unforced errors should not always end in multiples of 5.

Jan news in Feb

I sometimes take pride in writing these posts in the sense, I had been able to maintain this blog for three years with a month's break only once. That is some achievement and I can only compliment myself and sympathise with pathetic visitors who have been hanging on this site since day one they have got this link. The template should be changed which I had been contemplating ever since I created this and it has been three years. But who has time? Even I started pretending that I haven't got time like you freaks.


I also feel I have got a style where I don't drill the point home digging nails one after the other into your bird brain. Takes someone with the opposite of bats to talk the way I had been talking with my limited knowledge and English. Sure, you can hang on other sites who scribble much better than what I do here, but because you are bored and nosey and want to know what's happening to this miserable freak who blogs three posts a month on an average, you've got no other option but to bear the repeated torture day in and day out.


When things go well you do not believe in horoscopes. When they go from bad to worse, you would get underpants wet and run for cover while con. Hence innocent Rock poses the question of the day, "How correct is to believe in horoscopes and proceed for marriages?". Till few days back I too had unwavering faith in this horoscope atleast for marriage. But today, I have relaxed a little on that front. Reason? I am getting younger. From parents front, no let off.

Another point if you folks haven't encountered any two contradicting statements from two astrologers. Each one will stick to his stand and states the other guy is wrong, just like two lawyers fighting in a court room with your father being the judge. Bang your head to the wall if you like the girl and your parents are adamant on the horoscope matching front.


What if an Indian guy marries a ethnic caucasian chic? What about horoscopes then? You do not know what is an exalted planet? I do not want to spoil your weekend.

How big are these traditions actually? I had a headbath today because it is Radhasaptami, birthday of Sun. Actually these traditions are big and we will be called wise if we shut up and follow them unless they put you under real trouble. There is a loophole and work around for everything. A hole accidentally happens to a helmet too.

Heading home for a week's break coz of no work here. It is my grandmothers one year death ceremony and we are supposed to perform these traditions for the Queen maker who studied only 5th standard but had a brain of a collector. You don't get these good habits overnight, they are inherited from your parents, grandparents and extra marital affairs.

Every time I travel in train either I get cold in the middle of the journey or I board the train with cold. This time, it is the latter. Time for early lunch coz I skipped breakfast today which is another dirty habit.

Unforced Errors:

1. One renowned tech-support MNC has break times counted in minutes. If you take a minute extra then you are spanked by the Manager.
2. If you put your head down and work, either you will be unnoticed totally and you would be perceived as a good attitude guy so you do not have any problem in the office or somebody else is going to play politics on you sooner than later.
3. Australian Open is underway and Rafa is looking threatening. Safina is probably competing with Rafa in the muscles department.
4. Once friends Google and Apple, are turning foes. Apple is even considering joining hands with its arch-rival Macrohard.
5. I've seen the second half of Shawshank Redemption so many times I am getting bored of this super hit movie.
6. US is called super power for nothing. It is one of those countries which is deploying massive aid and ground forces to Haiti vicitms where over 200,000 are believed to be dead.
7. When in cold, I feel more hungry.
8. You should have read this post as if it was posted 22nd Jan. Now I am back to where I am and I am alive and kicking and sucking and cribbing.
9. I could not post it on that date because there was an error in the posts. Hence the delay of 10 days. I have a freak as mate who has seven unfinished posts till date. I'm better that way.
10. What is a post without a dig on girls.

"Men would fall easily for girls who cry than girls falling for crying men."

or not for the end result has to be seen.