Last blog of the decade

Scribbling something in time before we leave for home early to make this as my last post of this decade. To repeat the same feat by the end of the next decade, one should be alive, kicking and importantly should have the zeal like I do have now to blabber relentlessly eating your brain with tea spoons on every little occasion.

This god damn running nose is trying to spoil my new year imaginary plans and never it had been this way in the past oh - so how many years. Eyes have gone red and they have swollen a bit due to strain or perhaps due to no drain of cold fluids from the system yet.


Probable reason for my eccentric barking is to let out the steam that has been building inside and also waiting for the clock to tick over 4pm. So I can put my wallet in the pocket and run from here as I did when I was in my engineering days to catch the first bus after the end of the day. Folks would like to gather spend time with their mates but if you are one freaking solo fighter all you have got is zero social network and -1 moral science theory.

As I promised in my last blog, Avatar 2D was not great. Had the movie been made with humans it would had been a dud with the same story line. A 3D version of it would enable you to appreciate the magnanimity involved in the making of it. Visual effects could be exemplary. But with a 2D, if you are physically strained on that particular movie watching day, before you understand what the movie is all about the first would be over and you would, like me, sleep at the climax in the second half.

Day before New Year should be exciting. Back in those days, the single tea's used to spend time at home watching all the Tv programs till 12 mid night and cut a cake probably and go to bed immediately. If your Dad is a Govt employee in a decent rank, you would receive tasteless apples which you would hate to eat. Now you are thinking twice to buy the same apples at exorbitant rates. If you get something for free, chances are you would go easy on that. There is a thrill in saying things which you freaks already know.

As you grow older, you end up asking people, "What are your plans tonight?", to which no particular freak has a definite answer. That is because as time grows by you become matured, your instincts die, you become professional, you lose friends, you cannot spend money and most importantly you don't have the excitement on a 31st night.


It is a great feeling taking into account the entire world in your favour by unleashing one's unscrupulous thoughts spoiling their mood just in time so you can go out and celebrate unashamedly.

Happy New Year !

Xmas weekend in Mumbai

So that's how you get used to things. You wait for something or someone for a period of time and you don't get to see the result in your favour, you are bound to get rid of it from your system slowly. In this case my posts, in some other cases your poignant memories. Haven't one heard of, "Time heals everything"?.

Mumbai Marine drive

The Christmas weekend was in Mumbai. My first outing in the commercial capital after 8 years. The only difference between the previous two times was during my first visit with my parents I was in my diapers still and in this visit I am all out with my friends. That is precisely why I had a chance to relax on the Marine drive till 2 am.

Not your head, but sky taken from the drive

Mumbai is quite relaxed and one can leisurely walk on the streets even in the midnight. In Delhi, you have to be in your house by 6pm in the evening especially in the winters. Ok, make it 10 pm. Travelling is hectic in Mumbai because of excessive vehicles on the streets. The architecture which is more of old fashioned type gives a feeling of the British rule in India. Guys who are already there working in the city can probably find it boring. You like something because you don't have it. And once you have it you do not realise the value of it.

Leopold cafe

Sitting in Leopold cafe, which was one of the prime targets for Mumbai attacks last year made me feel uncomfortable. I was looking around the cafe to identify any bullet driven holes, but the cafe was so crowded that you should be lucky to get a seat. Do not know why it is such a hang out place for foreigners out there, but it surely must have got some history attached to it. Felt good to sit in that place but also felt uneasy looking at both entrances into the cafe imagining the terrorists loaded with guns on that fatal day. You are in a helpless situation when nut heads barge into the cafe' with automatic weapons that have a capacity to fire hundreds of rounds in just a minute.

We headed to that cafe because we were told, "Staa..aaags are not allowed" by the usherer at Red Light disco at 11 pm on Saturday night. Thinking that was not the first time I received egg on my face, I dropped my plans for listening to music on that night immediately. My friend tried to use his influence by calling other friend, who claimed that he went upstairs an hour before in his 3/4ths but to no avail.

View from Pizzera at Marine drive

Before heading to Colaba, we saw 3 Idiots - the movie was rated as the best movie of the decade by Economic Times. The movie is once watchable and the climax scene was over dramatic and hence I say the movie has lost its charm for what is originally meant for. The title did not suit aptly either for the lead characters haven't done anything remotely stupid to justify the title. All three folks in the movie are career oriented, unlike me.

Mumbai Skyline

Just before we set off for the movie, my mate gave his engagement party to us. That was a good sumptuous vegetarain meal for just Rs.300 at Barbecue Nation in Thane. It is unlimited. You also get to eat pig like chance on the deserts as well.

Unforced Errors:

1. Babes near the disco are just as good as you get to see desi babes in US of A. The notion in public is young folk in India are more style oriented than their desi counter parts in the States.
2. Travelling in winter and with very little sleep will lead to a running nose.
3. Google has started its new year count down which I only saw today and someone reduce the font and colour size for crying out loud.
4. Somehow I became a critic of movies and it takes a lot to impress me in movies. Forthcoming blabber on Avatar.
5. I was wearing vest, t-shirt, long sleeve t-shirt and jerkin when I started from here and I could just roam in a t-shirt in Mumbai in the midnight.
6. My desperation for chicks is coming down. That does not mean I am going to the other end of the gender.
7. I have a feeling that you get connected to whatever I dish because you folks are not stupid enough to fall for cheap freaks who talk all the time extra sweet. Ladies would fall ofcourse.
8. I am showing off my Mumbai trip details here coz I had been to a big city.

All izzz well.

Back in December

Rock finally has the mood to BS here after a month and a half on a chilly Friday in December. It also took a thrashing from a certain someone and the FBI like watchdog spies spying on me for no blogging, for no fault of mine. I have so many comments to this blog that I can thank each and everyone personally through my posts. Lying Lieing on the feet of one unknown fan who refreshed the page so many times for a new post, is one motivation who kicked the back so hard that the lazy dust fizzled out just in time in winter.

khiaaaa.....

I've just adjusted my janyu which is dropping from my shoulders for a long ass post and you know that you have to make your tea pot ready on the stove. Couple of Britannia Mariegold biscuits alongside should be ideal.

So the intriguing question on 'something'. What made Rock so busy ? Was he engaged? Did he find a guy girl? Was he busy with work (never eh..?)? Was his family ok? Was he sick? Was he not blogging from the office now (yeah)? The answer: My brother got married in the month of November.

Unless I explain everything to you, you would not spare me. Neither would I when I have doubts on a girl. I also have a knack of making the girls with whom I talk - cry, again, for no fault of mine. November was not so quite hectic but things went freaking fast with my brother's marriage. They say, no pain no gain. Ok, not a correct quotation in this situation.

After the SD, to see what else is making news other than Google's Twitter database acquisition, Bing's attempt to match Google Live search result technology, Apple's Orange and Yahoo's boo-hoo, it is the Tiger that has emerged finally out of the Woods.

12 freaking blonde ladies and a continuously growing list. Man, the guy is a real play boy with a clean image. A casual look on his webiste leaves no trace of his kinky activities and the website is as clean as a slate. Now atleast ladies know that all good things have to come to an end and they will latch on to that 'men are country pigs' statement even more. They will never understand a guy like me. They will run after wealth and little do they know that it would be hitting them below the belt in the future. Now don't even think of your partner's infidelity for your own good. You can never sleep from today.


Who is next the Gentleman in line who can probably open his fling box? Yuvraj Singh, Kaka, forget Christian Ronaldo, some unknown Tendulkar or a Roger freaking Federer?

A task given to me and that has to be finished by the end of this month? I can freaking finish it today if I know what and how it should be done. Searching everything on the forums and browsing the bits and pieces of information available on the net is like taking a water skate board and drowning yourself down the kitchen sink pipe.

Unforced Errors:

1. One fother mucker is trying to divide AP into two regions and now it has resulted into utter chaos in the state as well as in the country.
2. 'Restraint' says one mate of mine when one comes close to 'graduation' with girls.
3. Sehwag is in sublime form with Sri Lanka series that Dhoni's luck under his 'you know what' is rotating like a ceiling fan with a noise girrrr.....
4. It took five days to get to back to this post and complete which was started on Friday.
5. Tiger is called the King of Woods for nothing.
6. Another mate says, understand the girl before you plan to launch an all out attack on the first night. Kid Rock concludes that most first nights are unsuccessful as opposed to what is shown in the movies.

Because the writer is a kid and haven't graduated like other freaks, he believes that 'something' in delay = probably dating.