I got up early

I am setting aside 30 mins now for this blog. After correction, re-reading and posting the picture it would take me beyond 45 minutes. Before I click submit, I'll try to ensure that there would be no spelling mistakes and see to it that the picture was adjusted correctly. In between I take breaks to give sometime to think as to what I should be scribbling here. With my average English skills, sometimes those pauses can be as long as a goods train and the flow of thoughts would be as slow as a passenger train. After I see it on the homepage, I read it again and if there are glaring grammatical mistakes or punctuation marks, I'll take the pain to correct it and publish the post again. Now you know it's just not scribbling something with whatever key that comes to your finger. You freaks read it and say, phew, disgusting and close the window ruthlessly.

I came early to the office today. I started to go to the tennis practice. It began to rain after travelling for few minutes in rickshaw. I told him to turn back to my home immediately. Three days of no tennis practice and I am itching to bitch the ball. Not every phrase you see should be published in Oxford dictionary. Too long a gap results in considerable loss of interest, be it a game or a girl. Daddy always wants things to churn and turn quickly in his favour. Rarely things would turn the way and the time he wanted it to.



As a part of my show off process, I bought a Samsung 26 inch LCD TV. It can get delivered anytime today or tomorrow. It's flat, black and thin. It is a simpler version of HDTV. It would have been nicer had the TV got thinner borders. Below is a picture for you freaks.

You can click on the link above to see it's specifications and can decide yourself. I liked it when I saw it first up.

If you are accustomed to sleep atleast 7 hours a day and you get up early even by half an hour before your scheduled sleep limit, you would feel drowsy the whole day wherever you are working. I managed this post in just over 30 minutes this time, including the corrections. How great would it be if I could manage everything that's been thrown at me in time? Lunch.

Untimely posts

Other than writing untimely articles at Tennisplanet, as if posting here on this stupid blog is not enough, I am scratching my head to type what I should type, to get a meaty content out of a non-meaty brain. The losses in the stock market has become more consistent than the gains, which is the actual way that many get their pockets burnt. Don't laugh. I am much better than you cheap freaks who are forever scared to enter into the market after listening to stories of mighty loss makers. When the heck do you folks learn to take risks? You would never learn as long as you are confined to the idiot box and the fours walls of your bedroom hooked to the computer. I'll reveal a secret to you tech junkies and computer glued idiots. You will be slogging and logging onto the net for the rest of your life from here and ever wondered what the end result would be? That's the secret which is being unleashed now. You forget your most important bank passwords and ATM pin numbers. Or worse, you will forget your computer's login password. You don't remember anything by scratching your head. Go and freaking reset the BIOS pin of your PC's processor and yours.

The reason for spitting venom on you folks is all due to my idiosyncrasy. I experienced the secret I revealed to you already in my life. So atleast you freaks get cautious. You cannot do anything by being cautious either. Just get on with the flow but have an idea where you are heading to.

I bought a black Nike headtie yesterday thinking that accessories would actually improve my game. I used it today which was day one. Result none. Headtie means a bandana with a lesser width on the forehead. I've got to explain everything to you. Accessories will try and make a statement other than the cheap discounted clothes that you often wear. That's why they are needed. A part of my writing oflate has been influenced by that freaking tennisplanet website. So bear with it you freaks. Ball boy at my tennis court said, I'm looking like Roger Federer. I said, I can only emulate him as much in accessories but not in the overall game. For women, it will add a bling on your body. I would love to post pictures of every freaking thing I've been buying for the past 4 months just to show off in front of you freaks, if only I had a camera mobile. I recently heard Apple is launching it's Iphone for US$ 200 worldwide. Don't know what the price would be when it comes to India. So I am waiting for the big thing to come crashing down. After that I wait for the next big thing in mobile phones only to have a look and say, "Ok I will be back again". Okay, I've found a image of the headtie on the web to explain you with picture. And don't say, oh this, I knew it before.

By the way, tennis racquets are meant to hit tennis balls only. Just because you find golf ball or any other ball on the court, just don't try to whack the heck out of it, even if your racket is named Wilson Hyper Hammer 5.3 gutted with 55 lbs. You will not understand unless you break your racquet string. You freaks will not learn anything from your own lessons, why don't you atleast try and learn when someone is barking a lesson for FREE?

June tune

Now we are into a short term project which has a duration of 3 months. Three months can be huge for some IT freaks but for us it's short. Effectively it's only two months because the last month is reserved for multiple rounds of code testing from the office and the client side. Folks are feeling the pressure and it's support from all quarters that would do the job. A quick call to Red Cross for some sample code would not hurt.

Red Cross should really consider helping IT victims who are forever starving for any snippet of code that would get their job done. In addition to supplying basic necessities to flood, earthquake and war torn victims they have to spare a thought to IT victims working 24 * 7 across the world gluing their eyes to the monitor and literally turning their brain dysfunctional after they go home. Not often people can find shelter in the web forums that are spanning across the web world. I guess a forum like "Red Cross support for IT people" would increase their credibility across the globe. That forum should be contain every source code that is open source, no registration, no arrogant remarks by the experienced dogs in there, no nothing. Ask a question and someone should post the piece of code you require. Pick the code that you want and exit. If we liked it, we would leave you a GENUINE 'thankyou' message in the feedback space. Don't ask us money. We are lavish when it comes to spending things for girls and feeding her with kilos of popcorn in movies, even when she is not interested, but we show our burnt pockets bombed by a F-16 fighter craft when you ask for any donation. Instead, we folks can contribute to the Red Cross society by forwarding it's monthly news letter to every person who has a working monitor. Even though every mobile has a WAP enabled service, we restrict to personal computers for the time being. That's my original joke of the day.



What a thinking brain can do when it thinks other than the piece of thing it should think when it is present in the office. I should dance to the tune in June hummed by any freaking idiot here and should learn a bit or two about the project. That should help daddy in the long run when he aims for the big gun. For now get back to work and get the source code freaking run.